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malewifeboimler

fmk

fuck tom, marry neelix, kill the doctor

fuck tom, marry the doctor, kill neelix

fuck neelix, marry tom, kill the doctor

fuck neelix, marry the doctor, kill tom

fuck the doctor, marry tom, kill neelix

fuck the doctor, marry neelix, kill tom

Voting ended onJun 3

#y'all actually selecting a marriage option outside of tom paris? i and neelix? im #listen my mind was made up immediately when my asexual ass honed in on him respecting belanna that one pon far ep the consent mmmmmmmmm #a man that can be fixed! neelix needs to be fixed to the front of voyager x

cloudabserk

i know we just met but i’ve been thinking about you my whole life

#oh oh wow oh me oh my because yes he WOULD of oh god #email me op we need to talk #i this hit me #project hail mary #ryland grace #how i love this???

mitrevisan

Hmm depression

#um #okayyyyyy #gonna back outta here #batman #jason todd

januariat

clark comes back from warworld. bruce has a minor crisis

#minor crisis bitch me too tf #didn't know rough and gruff superman had it in him for me and apparently neither did bruce!#this is delish btw #both of them stunning looking crisis causing #ssuperbat

frownyalfred

this is why no one is friends with me on discord 🤣

#nah man im just thinking about that pedialyte kid lmaooo my depressed ass giving for once #bruce trying to hold dicks side while he's bleeding and dick is like 9 looking left and right while chugging a gatorade #pls tell me y'all have seen the vid #like chugging that shit and looking both ways 👁👁 and the chick says use both your eyes #hilarious imagery #batman #batfam situation for sure

hollenix

for the good of all mankind

#my fucking jaw dropped looney tunes style tf is this aw hell #grace caught in the crossfire don't dont hmu unless you're willing to lament about it #project hail mary #phm #ryland grace

galaxia-art

pov: grace tries to explore outside the biodome, only to find himself in a first person horror game in a foggy pitch dark hellscape with many alien rock spiders, scuttling in and out of the darkness. at least they're all friendly!

#oh i just KNOW this boy was screeching and squealing bro couldn't handle a clock opening let alone first person hamster ball horror #and i love him for it x #ryland grace #biggest and most ultimate boy loser #project hail mary #phm

mortallycrispygardener

shiftingbonesofapoltergeist-dea

I'm sorry WHAT

smallerontheoutside

'lazy people don't feel guilty about not doing anything' is insane to me and I have been trying to make my brain believe it for a long time, it shocked me to my core when I first heard it

#is this true because gagged if so lmao #the self hatred from it lol

geekysteven

rovermcfly

rocky's crew dying from radiation exposure, something humans go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of and ryland's crew dying in their "sleep" with nobody watching, something eridians go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of. cool book that is easy to read through your tears.

#what the fuck okay what the fuck hold on #i dont like this AT ALL #i will not be making peace with this xxx #phm #project hail mary

jv

we joke about Tumblr making your brain unable to interact with regular humans, but today I used the phrase “very slow tigers are chasing me” and no one, NO ONE, understood what I meant.

jv

Tumblr is a giant step towards achieving a Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra level of communication.

jv

You don’t get to hide this gem in the tags sorry

nobrain-nothoughts

Yeah I mentioned the leopards eating peoples faces party to a friend once and the whole conversation immediately derailed. I hadnt even realised I said something weird at first

jv

What. I thought that was a common political metaphor in the US

#unfortunately the one fucking thing that has stuck with me all these years and ffs it's 'oh worm?'#like obscure as and the explanation i have had to go in to and if it isn't someone who knows of tumblr god lord but yeah #oh worm?#to this fucking day lives in my brain

noodles-and-tea

🤔

#big things happening in my world (one of my fave artists making phm)#ahhhh seeing phm slowly trickle into mainstream after 5 long years of waiting yes yes #this is beautiful btw noodles #superbat AND project hail mary? you get me im subscribed #phm #project hail mary

aevios

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

aevios

"wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.

oakenroots

Problem is when the ADHD catalogue is out of date, when you go to check under the couch cushion for that paperclip and it ISNT there, sometimes your brain will just give you a montage of false memories of everywhere you've ever seen a paper clip, like this