Woah Mama, Which Elvis is Sexier?
Rouxls Presley
Extremely Fucking Evil Elvis
Hummina hummina
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@florida-man-elvis
Woah Mama, Which Elvis is Sexier?
Rouxls Presley
Extremely Fucking Evil Elvis
Hummina hummina
@rouxls-presley
@extremely-fucking-evil-elvis
WOAH MAMA GET REKT BROTHER
I donāt trust tumblr anymore whenever I go onto this wretched site I just find that one of my Elvis sons has done something outrageous
i cannot trust this site anymore
I cannot trust my sons anymore
I thought I could trust flelvis and not-Elvis but flelvis betrayed me and not-Elvis isā¦.. fighting their own demons
I will be departing to the only place where geniuses like myself can thrive, Scratch, I have no clue how to code but Iāve created three living breathing Elvis clones so it canāt be too hard right?
WOAH MAMA WHAT DID I DO OTHER THAN
WHAT DID I DO (woah) MAMA
WHAT DID I DOOOOOOO
⦠I was not aware of the Walmart incident
anyway you joined that goddamn contest
WOAH MAMA IāM INNOCENT
I JUST WANTED TO HAVE FUN
TO BEAT THE ELVII FORMERLY REGARDED AS MY BROTHER
I WANTED FOR THINGS TO GO BACK TO THE WAY THEY USED TO BE
IāM SORRY MAMA
I donāt trust tumblr anymore whenever I go onto this wretched site I just find that one of my Elvis sons has done something outrageous
i cannot trust this site anymore
I cannot trust my sons anymore
I thought I could trust flelvis and not-Elvis but flelvis betrayed me and not-Elvis isā¦.. fighting their own demons
I will be departing to the only place where geniuses like myself can thrive, Scratch, I have no clue how to code but Iāve created three living breathing Elvis clones so it canāt be too hard right?
WOAH MAMA WHAT DID I DO OTHER THAN
WHAT DID I DO (woah) MAMA
WHAT DID I DOOOOOOO
Woah Mama, Which Elvis is Sexier?
Florida Man Elvis
Elvis Staffley
Hummina hummina
@florida-man-elvis
@elvis-staffley-official
woah mama I am concerned that my victory is less love of Florida and more hate for Elvis staffley
oh well, have two Florida men for the consideration
FLOCK IS ON THE MOVE šššššš
NOW COMING TO YOUR AREA š«µš«µš«µš«µš«µš«µ
WE ARE ARMED AND DANGEROUS ā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļø
Woah mama come to Florida
My mom: āmy sweet, itās time to go to bedā
Me (27): āokay mom, just one more videoā
Mom: āfine⦠but only one, itās lateā (9pm)
Me: *sneakily laughing* āyeah, right⦠only oneā ;)
I think you two should try killing each other
Woah mama, who would win?
This is unpleasant i dislike this
This is nice I like this
(note, this is not a vote on which you agree with)
(its a vote on who would win a fight to the death)
Hummina hummina
Woah mama they should kiss
Woah Mama, it looks like someoneās lying about being on the Epstein list!
woah mama I keep telling everyone Iām on the list so they think Iām weirder but Iām not :(
woah mama,
I hummina hummina helped a lady cross the street, I hummina hummina hope youāre hummina hummina happy
strange⦠this should feel wrong⦠this should go against my purpose⦠my gimmickā¦
Woah mama I saw her trying to cross the street again today so I ran her over with āmyā 2022 Chevy Silverado
It feels so good to be evil hummina hummina hahaha
THAT WAS MY FUCKING NEIGHBOR YOU DIPSHIT OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
I NEVER MEANT FOR YOU TO DO THIS WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD AND I CANT TAKE YOU OUT OF IT YOU DELUSIONAL LITTLE SHIT
DO YOU THINK MURDER MAKES YOU COOL?? IT DOESNT
RULE NUMBER ONE OF BEING EVIL IS TO AVOID MURDER I TOLD YOU THAT I THOUGHT YOU KNEW THAT YOU FUCKING MISTAKE OF A ELVIS
WHAT THE FUCK
Woah mama are we talking about the one who would always leave little pies out on the windowsill so I could float over to them in a hummina hummina humorous fashion or are we talking about the one who threw a brick at me?
Woah mama itās time for a ~evil poll~ except Iām feeling especially evil so I will list the crimes I plan on committing and you all can vote on the one you donāt want me to commit
Hummina hummina
Feed the beetles to a newborn baby (forced cannibalism)
Kill flelvis (thatās what I call Florida man Elvis)
Go on talk tuah (wait wdym itās been shut down?)
Shop at hummina hummina hobby lobby
Raise the dead geese and form an army of undead geese
Do something good therefore contradicting my main gimmick
None of the above
woah mama Iām manifesting therapy for you
your welcome hummi-
*muffled crying hip thrust*
second the motion
woah mama if you need a therapist Iām always hummina hummina here
woah mama Iām burning alive
and it isnāt even because of the curse this time hummina hummina
woah ma- FUCKING WHY OH MY GOD HUMM- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop
make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop
Iām teaching it new words
make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop
I'm new words
hi new words Iām elvi- I mean dad
hi elvi elvi words new dad
Woah mama I think you broke it
woah mama compared to my Elvis brothers Iām the most normal one
this is hummina hummina horrible
"Um diary, ppl reminded me about my crippling Elvis identity crisis. So glad I'm EVIL and don't care AT ALL! HUMMINA HUMMINA HAHAHA!
[ MWAHAHA! IM SO SANE!! UHHUH UHHUH!!! ]
Woah mama Iāve seen this before
Woah mama I just wrestled a crocodile
It was a epic saga that will surely be remembered through all of time
Vroom Mama, that's crazy. How is the croc? Also you live in Florida wouldn't you only have alligators?
Common misconception. Florida is one of very few places in the world with both crocodiles and alligators, specifically in the Everglades.
Vroom mama, that's good to know I haven't been to florida yet so I was unaware.
Woah mama donāt go to Florida
we hate cars
Woah mama I just wrestled a crocodile
It was a epic saga that will surely be remembered through all of time
just ran someone over with my car
*evil hip thrust*
Woah mama you are an amateur
Sorry to hear about your dead elvii brother he gets five big humminas
HUMMINA
HUMMINA
HUMMINA
HUMMINA
HUMMINAAAAAAAAAA