I’m the favorite

Woah mama Born in the state of Massachusetts, but I have 50% crocodile dna so I'm basically a Floridian

[poll-elvis]

Woah Mama, Which Elvis is Sexier?

Rouxls Presley

Extremely Fucking Evil Elvis

Hummina hummina

Voting ended onAug 21, 2025

@rouxls-presley

@extremely-fucking-evil-elvis

[florida-man-elvis]

WOAH MAMA GET REKT BROTHER

[super-duper-evil-individual]

I don’t trust tumblr anymore whenever I go onto this wretched site I just find that one of my Elvis sons has done something outrageous

i cannot trust this site anymore

I cannot trust my sons anymore

I thought I could trust flelvis and not-Elvis but flelvis betrayed me and not-Elvis is….. fighting their own demons

I will be departing to the only place where geniuses like myself can thrive, Scratch, I have no clue how to code but I’ve created three living breathing Elvis clones so it can’t be too hard right?

[florida-man-elvis]

WOAH MAMA WHAT DID I DO OTHER THAN

WHAT DID I DO (woah) MAMA

WHAT DID I DOOOOOOO

[super-duper-evil-individual]

… I was not aware of the Walmart incident

anyway you joined that goddamn contest

[florida-man-elvis]

WOAH MAMA I’M INNOCENT

I JUST WANTED TO HAVE FUN

TO BEAT THE ELVII FORMERLY REGARDED AS MY BROTHER

I WANTED FOR THINGS TO GO BACK TO THE WAY THEY USED TO BE

I’M SORRY MAMA

[super-duper-evil-individual]

I don’t trust tumblr anymore whenever I go onto this wretched site I just find that one of my Elvis sons has done something outrageous

i cannot trust this site anymore

I cannot trust my sons anymore

I thought I could trust flelvis and not-Elvis but flelvis betrayed me and not-Elvis is….. fighting their own demons

I will be departing to the only place where geniuses like myself can thrive, Scratch, I have no clue how to code but I’ve created three living breathing Elvis clones so it can’t be too hard right?

[florida-man-elvis]

WOAH MAMA WHAT DID I DO OTHER THAN

WHAT DID I DO (woah) MAMA

WHAT DID I DOOOOOOO

[poll-elvis]

Woah Mama, Which Elvis is Sexier?

Florida Man Elvis

Elvis Staffley

Hummina hummina

Voting ended onAug 22, 2025

@florida-man-elvis

@elvis-staffley-official

[florida-man-elvis]

woah mama I am concerned that my victory is less love of Florida and more hate for Elvis staffley

oh well, have two Florida men for the consideration

[flock-of-geese]

FLOCK IS ON THE MOVE 🌎🌍🌏🌎🌍🌏

NOW COMING TO YOUR AREA 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

WE ARE ARMED AND DANGEROUS ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[florida-man-elvis]

Woah mama come to Florida

[pukicho]

My mom: “my sweet, it’s time to go to bed”

Me (27): “okay mom, just one more video”

Mom: “fine… but only one, it’s late” (9pm)

Me: *sneakily laughing* “yeah, right… only one” ;)

[pukicho]

I think you two should try killing each other

[poll-elvis]

Woah mama, who would win?

This is unpleasant i dislike this

This is nice I like this

(note, this is not a vote on which you agree with)

(its a vote on who would win a fight to the death)

Hummina hummina

Voting ended onJul 24, 2025

[florida-man-elvis]

Woah mama they should kiss

[union-elvis]

Woah Mama, it looks like someone’s lying about being on the Epstein list!

[florida-man-elvis]

woah mama I keep telling everyone I’m on the list so they think I’m weirder but I’m not :(

[extremely-fucking-evil-elvis]

woah mama,

I hummina hummina helped a lady cross the street, I hummina hummina hope you’re hummina hummina happy

strange… this should feel wrong… this should go against my purpose… my gimmick…

[extremely-fucking-evil-elvis]

Woah mama I saw her trying to cross the street again today so I ran her over with “my” 2022 Chevy Silverado

It feels so good to be evil hummina hummina hahaha

Mod: I had to fact check this

[super-duper-evil-individual]

THAT WAS MY FUCKING NEIGHBOR YOU DIPSHIT OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

I NEVER MEANT FOR YOU TO DO THIS WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD AND I CANT TAKE YOU OUT OF IT YOU DELUSIONAL LITTLE SHIT

DO YOU THINK MURDER MAKES YOU COOL?? IT DOESNT

RULE NUMBER ONE OF BEING EVIL IS TO AVOID MURDER I TOLD YOU THAT I THOUGHT YOU KNEW THAT YOU FUCKING MISTAKE OF A ELVIS

WHAT THE FUCK

[florida-man-elvis]

Woah mama are we talking about the one who would always leave little pies out on the windowsill so I could float over to them in a hummina hummina humorous fashion or are we talking about the one who threw a brick at me?

[extremely-fucking-evil-elvis]

Woah mama it’s time for a ~evil poll~ except I’m feeling especially evil so I will list the crimes I plan on committing and you all can vote on the one you don’t want me to commit

Hummina hummina

Feed the beetles to a newborn baby (forced cannibalism)

Kill flelvis (that’s what I call Florida man Elvis)

Go on talk tuah (wait wdym it’s been shut down?)

Shop at hummina hummina hobby lobby

Raise the dead geese and form an army of undead geese

Do something good therefore contradicting my main gimmick

None of the above

Voting ended onJun 24, 2025

[this-elvis-isnt-real]

woah mama I’m manifesting therapy for you

your welcome hummi-

*muffled crying hip thrust*

[super-duper-evil-individual]

second the motion

[florida-man-elvis]

woah mama if you need a therapist I’m always hummina hummina here

[florida-man-elvis]

woah mama I’m burning alive

and it isn’t even because of the curse this time hummina hummina

[this-elvis-isnt-real]

woah ma- FUCKING WHY OH MY GOD HUMM- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop

[copycat-elvis]

make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop

[this-elvis-isnt-real]

I’m teaching it new words

[copycat-elvis]

make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop

I'm new words

[this-elvis-isnt-real]

hi new words I’m elvi- I mean dad

[copycat-elvis]

hi elvi elvi words new dad

[florida-man-elvis]

Woah mama I think you broke it

[florida-man-elvis]

woah mama compared to my Elvis brothers I’m the most normal one

this is hummina hummina horrible

[yn-presley]

"Um diary, ppl reminded me about my crippling Elvis identity crisis. So glad I'm EVIL and don't care AT ALL! HUMMINA HUMMINA HAHAHA!

[ MWAHAHA! IM SO SANE!! UHHUH UHHUH!!! ]

[florida-man-elvis]

Woah mama I’ve seen this before

[florida-man-elvis]

Woah mama I just wrestled a crocodile

It was a epic saga that will surely be remembered through all of time

[elvonda-odysley]

Vroom Mama, that's crazy. How is the croc? Also you live in Florida wouldn't you only have alligators?

[raineofthedragons]

Common misconception. Florida is one of very few places in the world with both crocodiles and alligators, specifically in the Everglades.

[elvonda-odysley]

Vroom mama, that's good to know I haven't been to florida yet so I was unaware.

[florida-man-elvis]

Woah mama don’t go to Florida

we hate cars

[florida-man-elvis]

Woah mama I just wrestled a crocodile

It was a epic saga that will surely be remembered through all of time

[extremely-fucking-evil-elvis]

just ran someone over with my car

*evil hip thrust*

[florida-man-elvis]

Woah mama you are an amateur

[florida-man-elvis]

Sorry to hear about your dead elvii brother he gets five big humminas

HUMMINA

HUMMINA

HUMMINA

HUMMINA

HUMMINAAAAAAAAAA