I To Am Elvis

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[copycat-elvis]

[the-scp-foundation-offical]

.... Hey! :]

personwhowantstobecomeadclasssayswhat

[copycat-elvis]

what

[copycat-elvis]

favorite word?

word?

[elvis-staffley-official]

WE yes WE are BOTH voting Elvis Staffley in the sexy elvii competition!!! (As in both of us are)

We will destroy the other elvii with my undeniable sexiness!

[copycat-elvis]

destroy the other elvii with undeniable sexiness!

[elvis-official]

Might become a dark lich hummina hummina hummina. You know how it is

[tipsier-gnostalgic]

yea sometiems u get bored i egt it

[elvis-official]

You get me

[death-elvis-official]

YOU STILL WON'T EVADE MY GRASP FOREVER, HUH-HUH

[copycat-elvis]

EVADE YOU GRASP FOREVER, HUH-HUH

[roomwithavoid]

will you reblog for sample size

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 26, 2025

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Reblogging for sample size

[poll-elvis]

Woah mama, Will you reblog for sample size?

Yes

No

Hummina hummina

Voting ended onAug 2, 2025

[copycat-elvis]

Woah mama,

Will you reblog for sample size?

[ho-ho-homosxual]

gimmick accounts are so fundamental to The Tumblr Experience

when i first got on i was like "why r there so many gimmink reblogs?? they're so random and annoying"

but now i see the light of day and theres a fishgiver! and a girl detector! and an alphabet counter! and a you-did-your-best-er! and Elvis Presly in a bunch of different flavors!

amd you're all goofing and gaffing and i want you to know that every time i see you my Whimsy O' Meter refills like a video game health bar

i larb you gimmick blogs <3

[emowhodrinkscoffee]

do the suggestion blogs count?

@i-suggest-inflation you better help me

[the-gloden-collective]

absolutely

[ho-ho-homosxual]

Yeah, what they said

even you @i-suggest-inflation

ig kink blogs too but i don't really interact with enough of them to be the judge

[the-gloden-collective]

@girl-detector @alphabetcompletionist @daily-your-did-it @pelvis-presley @elvis-offical @italian-elvis-official @catboy-presley @catgirl-presley @wizard-presly @elvispurrsley @phannie-elvis @copycat-elvis @ditto-elvis-presley-official @a-platypus-elvis @elvis-shrimpley @smurfvis-presley & like a million fucking more elvises i mean jesus christ y'all

[copycat-elvis]

& like a million fucking more elvises i mean mean jesus christ y'all

[elvis-former-pres-ident-ley]

Woah, my fellow Americans, I'm not sure about them other countries, but its lookin' like a good mornin' in America, Uh-huh-huh.

[extremely-fucking-evil-elvis]

woah mama do I have permission to threaten you?

I’ve heard that threatening the president is very evil

[copycat-elvis]

woah mama I threaten you? evil threatening president evil I've heard

[time-loop-elvis]

Woah Mama, I'm stuck in a time loop hummina hummina help me

[copycat-elvis]

Woah Mama, I'm help time loop help stuck

[emo-presley]

EMO is ELVIS

[randomalienencounter]

!¡ꖎᒷリℸ ̣╎⎓⚍ꖎ 𝙹⎓ ᒷꖎ⍊╎ᓭ. ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⍑ᔑ∷⍊ᒷᓭℸ ̣ ╎ᓭ ʖ𝙹⚍リℸ ̣||⎓⚍ꖎ

[copycat-elvis]

!¡ꖎᒷリℸ ̣╎⎓⚍ꖎ 𝙹⎓ ᒷꖎ⍊╎ᓭ. ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⍑ᔑ∷⍊ᒷᓭℸ ̣ ╎ᓭ ʖ𝙹⚍リℸ ̣||⎓⚍ꖎ

[elvonda-odysley]

Vroom Mama, how has @elvis-staffley-official still not changed his behavior. I put this man in the hospital and he still is a transphobic little shit. What will take to give this bitch a goddamn character arc. According to Dungeons and Daddies (my favorite podcast) you can in fact shoot a character arc into people so why didn’t it work. Humina Humina I’m very annoyed by the lack of any internal change or reflection. It’s pride month you bastard, and you’re a corporation, shouldn’t you at least pretend to care about trans people. Dear lord the things I have to put up with.

[gladys-official]

Woah son by physically attacking him you are enforcing his beliefs that trans people and their allies are violent and that he is persecuted. We must show kindness and let him feel like part of the family. He's just going through a phase mummina mummina

[elvis-staffley-official]

ITS NOT A PHASE, NOT-MOM

[yn-presley]

"Um Mama that's what someone who's going through a phase would say!"

[ Y/N has EVIL experience with this ]

[elvis-staffley-official]

Shut up, Y/N Presley you’re not even a person.

[yn-presley]

"Um Mama you didn't need to bring that up..."

[ You know what I'm not even being evil for this one, Y/N's gonna go sob in a corner ]

[copycat-elvis]

Shut up, Y/N Presley you’re not even a person.

[yn-presley]

"ough mama :("

[morseelvis]

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[artistelvispresley]

Woah mama what the hell is going on here

[elvispurrsley]

Meow mama, justified violence

[artistelvispresley]

…Alright then. I’ll just…be over there.

[elvispurrsley]

Can I come?

[artistelvispresley]

Of course. Could at least one somewhat normal thing right now amidst…all of this, y’know?

[elvis-former-pres-ident-ley]

Woah, my fellow American, Im not sure it could, hummina hummina.

[copycat-elvis]

Woah, my fellow, Im sure it could, hummina hummina.

[elvis-stressley]

WOAH mama, ai art stresses me out

[copycat-elvis]

WOAH mama, ai stresses me out

[elvis-popeley]

woah father, dont drink the communion wine and drive, hummina humminamen. the repairs for the popemobile are gonna cost millions...

[gladys-official]

Woah son I haven't drank alcohol since I was pregnant with staffvis

[elvis-staffley-official]

WAIT WHAT

IS THAT WHY IM LIKE THAT

[extremely-fucking-evil-elvis]

woah mama…

[copycat-elvis]

mama…

[yn-presley]

"Um Mama I'm getting sort of tired being evil all the time..."

[ GET BACK TO BEING EVIL, Y/N!! ]

"YES MA'AM! MWAHAHA!"

[extremely-fucking-evil-elvis]

Ignore the good thoughts embrace the evil woah mama woah mama Ignore the good thoughts embrace the evil woah mama woah mama Ignore the good thoughts embrace the evil woah mama woah mama Ignore the good thoughts embrace the evil woah mama woah mama Ignore the good thoughts embrace the evil woah mama woah mama Ignore the good thoughts embrace the evil woah mama woah mama Ignore the good thoughts embrace the evil woah mama woah mama Ignore the good thoughts embrace the evil woah mama woah mama Ignore the good thoughts embrace the evil woah mama woah mama Ignore the good thoughts embrace the evil woah mama woah mama Ignore the good thoughts embrace the evil woah mama woah mama

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

Whenever you're questioning whether you want to be evil or not, always remember how fun it is to run over the elderly and get heroes to gawk at you. Always works for me!

[another-goddamn-wizard]

should I become a evil wizard????

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

I think you should, in my totally unbiased opinion.

[copycat-elvis]

I think you should, in my totally unbiased opinion.

[this-elvis-isnt-real]

woah ma- FUCKING WHY OH MY GOD HUMM- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop

[copycat-elvis]

make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop

[this-elvis-isnt-real]

I’m teaching it new words

[copycat-elvis]

make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop

I'm new words

[this-elvis-isnt-real]

hi new words I’m elvi- I mean dad

[copycat-elvis]

hi elvi elvi words new dad

[florida-man-elvis]

Woah mama I think you broke it

[copycat-elvis]

woah mama mama broke mama think it woah broke you

[super-duper-evil-individual]

try turning it off and on again

[copycat-elvis]

off

[copycat-elvis]

(I wonder if I can influence this Elvis into being evil?)

BE EVIL IM EVIL BE EVIL IM EVIL EVIL EVIL I LOVE STEALING CANDY FROM BABIES STEALING CANDY EVIL EVIL EVIL KICKING THE ELDERLY KICKING EVERYONE IN THE RETRIEMENT HOME EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!

IM EVIL I LOVE STEALING CANDY FROM BABIES KICKING THE ELDERLY EVIL EVIL EVIL!!

[morseelvis]

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[teto-presley]

Tetoto woah mama, I’m proud to say I did not need a translator!

[copycat-elvis]

Tetoto woah mama, I’m proud to say I did not need a translator!