Radical-Flowergirl

I talk to the trees. They are angry

[wordfather]

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept

[wordfather]

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed

[wordfather]

the government made early mornings illegal its true just go back to sleep

[wordfather]

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept

[wordfather]

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed

[wordfather]

the government made early mornings illegal its true just go back to sleep

[abandonedniche]

oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

[abandonedniche]

what if you’re all lying

[abandonedniche]

not even an exaggeration

[purplefrancine]

Purple Francine

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[yellowlinda]

Yellow Linda

[greenpeggy]

Green Peggy

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[sacred-portal]

[furryprovocateur]

when you're autistic and you learn how to smalltalk it literally feels like you started hacking real life

[furryprovocateur]

lifehack: if you exchange pleasantries with people and fake smile a lot people will think you're nice and be nicer to you usually. REBLOG FOR MORE FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE

[practicalserj]

[my-dailydreams]

[my-dailydreams]

[gwensy]

[important-cat-pics]

@important-cat-pics

[thecheatinghomunculus]

new reaction image

[rural-panoptes]

[saintjosie]

[damnpharos]

[captain-price-unofficially]

[deerkibble]

[jartitameteneis]

[furbearingbrick]

[gruesomegf]

there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person

[basi-boy]

I'm diddlmaxxing. sorry

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Burgie

[parkchanwoohoo]