chalk it up to whimsy

bee

[crazy-brazilian]

same bro

[a-cipher]

and in case I don't see ya, embrace the void, have the courage to exist, and good night!

....or however that line goes

we're all doomed dan x phil's cloud fleece x the truman show

[limbomitosis1]

(gif)

* Lets all smile again

….before the sun goes down completely

[eroscestlavie]

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

[goldcrescent]

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

[hmmm-official]

hmmm

[tinsnip]

That’s a tarot card

[modmad]

[gotinterest]

Gonna be honest a lot of people deep down view cheating as worse than abuse which is why so many people view downright controlling and manipulative behavior in a relationship as 100% permissible so long as that behavior is centered around either preventing or discovering cheating.

[tr1p-d00r]

She is waiting

[hug-your-face]

via @swatercolor [insta]

[hug-your-face]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

[diphowell]

Dan's story about getting stuck in his shirt and not letting Phil enter the room and Phil saying they turned around in the paper underwear because it's important to keep a slight air of mystery - I love how committed these partners of 16 years are to not giving each other the ick.

THEYRE SO CUTE MAN!!! i love the way dan said it too like man… they’re so comfortable with each other and have seen each other in all kinds of situations but they’re also still like oh god i look awkward right now DONT LOOK.

[benjimint]

prophecy idiots

[theambitiouswoman]

[meorpin]

DELTARUNE RIGHT NOW???

[meorpin]

COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ooliecat]

doesn't matter if you're glooby, gay, or dumb. youmatter.

original tweet

[decompose1]

sorry i don't write men. yeah idk i just can't get into their headspace.... i don't know how to act like a man lol. idk how men feel. do they even have the same feelings as us? that's crazyyyy lol. still tho idk how id do it im not educated enough to write them sorry. you wouldn't want me to write a man badly would you.... im afraid of messing up and those angry men online to shout at me they're so aggressive

[hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate]

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly