World's Dumbest Lizard

26 year old aroace dragon. call me stratos, draco, or altair! they/it/he/void/dragon/drag, traumagenic dragon therian. no minors ffs. Many hyperfixations. Pfp made by @1-800-raw-meat (thank you moot!!!!) @the-asterism-system is our sysblog, come say hi!

[fluffyblackdragon]

References, in case anyone wants to do art trades and draw my me. this is just the first few.

[fluffyblackdragon]

[wasteofprotons]

big dragons are great but I think we should all be introspective and think about the wonderful improvements to our lives having a small to medium dragon companion could make.

[pinkprincesspalace]

Friendly reminder that you CAN take your stuffed animals places !!! c:

I went to a COLLEGE interview yesterday and the professor asked me “do you want to put your little friend in a seat?” 😭 literally just take them with you and see what happens bro most people do not care!

[kaiserin-erzsebet]

People will correctly identify that heteronormativity is a problem in old historiography and then immediately turn around and insist that two people must be having sex based on transgressive social intimacy. Then say something like "because sex is a human need for fulfillment."

Ah if only there was more than one kind of normativity to keep in mind....

[frankenmouse]

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

[werewolf-transgenderism]

STOP the "grimdark muddy and grey medievalism film about a white dude doing some bullshit" industrial complex. WHERE is the Questing Beast WHERE are the cool women WHERE are the people of color WHERE is the fun and whimsy and fantastical

[greebledgoblin]

losing the deed to my house over hello kitty mahjong

[lesbianshepard]

It's gotten to the point where someone describing media as a "turn your brain off and have fun!" thing just pisses me off. I don't want to turn my brain off. I would like to keep it on to have fun.

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[sarostheghostcat]

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

[wafflebloggies]

moon day is 20th July!!!

[silly-jellyghoty]

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

[sashaforthewin]

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

[kitsuneofthemist]

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

[lady-halibuts-chambers]

[samtf]

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

[natalieironside]

Generally in favor of coyotes. Wolves, as well. Bobcats. That sort of thing.

[natalieironside]

In support of the humble varmint against all its various adversaries

[wyrmzone]

love this post so much i made a doodle about it

[redstonedust]

Are you, like, evil evil? Or do you actually have a tragic backstory with the possibility of a redemption arc?

If so, is it like, well written at all, and actually speaks about something genuine regarding your character, or is it just sort of the there to essentially give you an easy, not well thought out, reason to be a villain?

obvious bait ask. learn my motives and backstory by going on a quest to defeat me, dumbass.

[nightimecoyote]

To those who escaped abusive homes and are now the "evil child who refuses to see reason" because they are no contact with family, you deserve freedom. You deserve a life your family doesn't have access to. You aren't evil. You deserve love, peace, joy, and comfort. I am so proud of you.

[elveny]

If your business can only be reached and all info about it only be accessed via Facebook or Instagram, know that it isn’t reachable or accessible AT ALL.

The whole metaverse can no longer be properly viewed without an account and I am definitely not making one just to see your contact info or opening hours.

Get a fucking WEBSITE. It can be just a static landing page with the relevant information. But get off the metaverse!

[ndnbutch]

white european communists are obsessed with talking about wanting to nuke the entire landmass currently known as the united states because they feel an ancestral call towards killing Indigenous people

[talontarget]

jkr is literally posting upskirt photos to her social media. when will it finally get through to harry potter fans that their support makes her feel confident and correct enough to do things like this

[dodykeahedron]

If the holocaust denialism SOMEHOW wasn't enough for you to shut up about your favourite kids book as an adult; JK Rowling just committed a sex crime IRL against a transgender woman.

When do we start to care.