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Capi 🍂 previously crumpled--notes 🍂 he/him/they/them 🍂 adult 🍂 fandom sideblog 🍂 professional procrastinator

[victusinveritas]

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

[tonysaintborgi]

love how the king was just like nah let's see where the dog is going with this

[patricia-taxxon]

ive found that partially treated mental illness can sometimes look to uninvolved onlookers like faked mental illness.

[patricia-taxxon]

"someone who really has pOCD would be disgusted and horrified at their intrusive thoughts" or maybe i'm in therapy & am going by the books, being radically ambivalent to my intrusive thoughts instead of wasting energy mentally washing my paws of sin. i'm not going to perform my rock bottom for you for the sake of being believed.

[patricia-taxxon]

also like... something something, being afraid of healing because you're afraid of letting go of the stability of misery, letting go of the narrative you made up to feel worthy of attention, letting go of your "sympathy cred," this narrative has probably killed a few ppl.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Generally if you find yourself demanding to know why strangers aren't living more miserable lives, you're probably in the wrong.

[vaspider]

"I'm not going to perform my rock bottom for you for the sake of being believed."

Holy fuck. Tattoo that one on your bones.

That's good.

[irawhiti]

i literally think of that "polynesians first to discover antarctica, not news to maori" headline so much it's so fucking funny

[irawhiti]

highly skilled ocean voyagers living close to antarctica who have oral history of heading south and discovering a land full of ice sheets and mountains of ice and snow were first to discover antarctica, not news to said group of people

[thetenderpassion]

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Put this in the history books

[memeuplift]

[only-cat-memes]

[skorgu]

[samirant]

[pressdbtwnpages]

[lindseyanna]

[bethanyactually]

[smolpocketmonstercoffee]

[sidhewrites]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Wireless wunk

[omghotmemes]

If works, technology is nice

[caroline-draws-stuff]

trophy wife Aang being canon rules

[atesan]

Damn these rich people.

OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB 1x01 - Starting Today, You Are a Host!

[blorboresidue]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[albanian-folklore]

 Detail of an Albanian traditional costume from Shestan.

[heartbreakhur]

[wizardonline]

[absurdlyinaccurate]

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea

[hexjulia]

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

[marciaillust]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This applies to writing also

[olderthannetfic]

Normally, I just block people and leave their nonsense unposted... but this is art.

[sailorsol]

Raise your hand if you own your own house/rent your own space, have a full time job, and/or an advanced degree. Because what kids like this fail to realize is that most of us only have the time to watch anime, play video games, read (and write!) fanfiction, and masturbate to whatever the hell we feel like maturbating to is because of those full time jobs and not living with (and probably caretaking at this point) our parents and having completed any advanced education we wish to complete.

The void inside me grows every day because teenagers think that adults (especially adult women) aren't allowed to have hobbies, and that fiction effects reality to the point that any and all form of media should be banned lest we Corrupt People. Thought crimes are not real. Stop policing other people for things you dislike. Maybe it's time for you to move out, go to college (or trade school!), and get a full time job that actually involves interacting with anyone ever outside of your toxic pool of hate mongers.

[olderthannetfic]

No, no, none of that life accomplishment stuff is what makes this really funny.

The funniest part is that when I was in high school...

Blogs did not exist.