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Bull Terrier from The Sims 2: Pets
“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore
Triple J's holding an Australian Music Hottest 100, lets gooooooo
https://www.abc.net.au/triplej/countdown/hottest100
If we as a nation don't pull together to put the silliest possible song on top then we are lost as a country
Some context for overseas followers: In Australia we effectively have three government funded broadcasters (kinda like the BBC).
We have SBS - the multicultural broadcaster - which is best known for broadcasting free-to-air porn every night before the internet became a thing. We have the ABC, which is largely a mix of BBC re-runs for Boomers and kids TV shows like Bluey (yes that Bluey) and Round The Twist - a kids show where one of the characters wins a swimming competition by spinning his dick like a propellor.
And finally, we have the radio station Triple J - the ABC's little brother with the government remit of making anyone over the age of 30 very angry.
Triple J is best known for using its government funding to get up to the most ridiculous shit it can think of, including events such as Requestival, a day where they let the public decide their entire playlist during COVID, leading to the station to air tracks ranging from "Adam Sandler - Somebody Kill Me", "The Wii Channel Theme", and "Music From The Motion Picture Association Against Copyright Theft Advertisement 'You Wouldn't Steal A Car'".
When not being downright tomfoolish, Triple J is also known for having an almost olympic level track record for unearthing new musicians, having discovered and supported acts like Lorde, Gotye, The Kid Laroi, Tyler The Creator, and even Billie Eilish when they were still fledgling baby artists that nobody had heard of.
(They're also responsible for making Dance Monkey a thing though, so swings and roundabouts).
On top of these hyjinx, every year Triple J holds a national poll that is effectively the closest thing this country has to a state religion. Unlike the less important national votes we hold every four years to decide which tosspots will be running the country, Triple J's Hottest 100 is considered the peak of democracy in Australia, amassing millions of votes annualy to decide on the greatest song of the last 12 months.
(To prove we're not joking: even the Prime Minister posted his votes to Facebook this year, and somewhat over-optimistically tagged Billie Eilish)
Once all the votes are in, a vast majority of the country tunes-in to hear the results on an annual public holiday. (A vast majority of the country also get angry at the results - to the point that "You're kidding, shoulda been higher" has become something of a national catchphrase.)
Previous performers to place in the poll include:
Denis Leary's Asshole, voted #1 in 1993
Premier Dan Andrews, when his speech about not going out to buy beer during lockdowns was remixed into a club dance track and landed at #12 in 2020, and
The Wiggles covering Tame Impala, which was voted to #1 in 2021
In recent years there's been a lot of dismay because the introduction of Spotify has effectively killed the Australian music industry, meaning the Hottest 100 has been getting dominated by American musicians, as well as killing off traditional radio stations like Triple J.
This poll is one last fighting chance for us to see some Australians actually chart for a change.
So chuck your votes in and give some Aussie musos some love, whether that's fellow tumblerite Troye Sivan, Tom "Have You Checked Your Butthole" Cardy, or some small niche indie artist like AC/DC.
Good news for the Americans is you're all allowed to vote too. Just please don't fuck up this democracy as much as you've fucked up your own: https://www.abc.net.au/triplej/countdown/hottest100
how can you say all this and not point out have you checked your butthole ranked #11 on the hottest 100 in 2021
another fun fact known by the elders among you: they had to put in a limit of "songs released THIS YEAR" because we kept voting in Joy Division's Love will tear us apart
Multiple years running.
A worthy addition.
And yes, forgot to mention Tom Cardy started his music career doing comedy songs on Triple J. So you can thank them for that too.
"Spiders Georg actually works for the Australian government" is certainly an alltime entry on the Batshit Auspol leaderboard
callout post for "work"
"work" has done many terrible things such as
make my friend go there
make my wife go there
please spread this around we can't let "work" keep getting away with this
hey, I'm one one "work"'s victims and I just wanted to thank you for making this post. spread the word, folks.
Thanks, I hate it
Love wins
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i was just scrolling through petfindr as i do and look at who i found
they’re beautiful.
english's pronunciation rules are absolute bullshit poopoo made up crap but one of my favorite side effects of this in written english specifically is like. altering the spelling of a word in such a way that it's technically pronounced the same. but reads very differently when your eyes go over it in written form. and that sort of dissonance between the proper spelling and the altered spelling producing the same basic sounds in your brain creates an unprecedented level of comedy.
ingredience. creacher. both of these are pronounced essentially exactly the same but the altered spellings are just hilarious for some stupid reason. the english language is a disaster but at least whatever is wrong with it is REALLY funny.
pakige 📦
"can I be mean for a sec?" Is a sacred statement made by girls when they are about to reveal their most deep rooted self
Yuanyang-Rice-Terraces,-Yunnan,-China
me: chat what do we think
the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please
New more mature way of dealing with being bad at things I thought i would be good at
Sitting whispering to my self " being bad at stuff is normal part of on the way to being good at it" over and over (still angry)
through the trees (starfields 4)
Sorry to anyone this happened to (I would be fuming) but I am howling at EA incompetently creating cursed jewellery by mistake.
I really need everyone to know that EA has quite quickly patched this issue, which is great. But.
They can't restore the appearance of your sims and need you to roll back to an earlier save.
These warped bratz girlies are PERMANENT
If you fell victim to this that's IT... there's no coming back
I can't get over this. Jewelery-obsessed sims turning into unfixable wizened wrecks. The Sims Four accidentally implimented GOLLUM SPEEDRUN SIMULATOR
I hope you guys like…eventually live the life you want to live and I hope nothing haunts you for too long and I hope you’re all kind to yourselves