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I'm not gonna stop, that's who I am I'll give it all I got, that is my plan Will I find what I lost? You know you can Bet on it, bet on it, bet on it, bet on it

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[threedollarsdotcom]

are you plural?

THREE dollars (more than ome)

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[coughloop]

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

[mycoins]

i will come kill him with my demon blade

[coughloop]

Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

[dykemd]

hi baby i don't watch football whats the issue w the team from argentina?

they are demons sent from hell to destroy everything pure and good in our once beautiful world

[dykemd]

we have closed the gates of messi hell today once and for all

[bintro]

remember real football is back next year

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

anyone else find boomer comics funny in an ironic way? like, if some kid actually said this I would think it's fucking hilarious

[elumish]

I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.

I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.

[sandumilfshous]

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

[post-to-poll-pipeline]

How old were you when you got your first smartphone?

Younger than 10

10-13

13-16

17-20

21-25

26-30

31-40

41-50

51-60

Older than 60

Never had a smartphone

Voting ended on3h

[commanderchr1st]

[d-lanx]

[unfortunatebassist]

[alyssadrawing]

the koi in the koi pond waiting for you to feed them the food pebbles

[flightyfinch]

i think about this post at least once a week

[holdoncallfailed]

parallels: this picture of two cats / the kiss by constantin brâncuși 

[ttnn77]

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

[martyred-conquered]

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[libraryfag]

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[notvoid]