Flying Cows And Yellow Cars

i love so many things like seriously. 23, she/her, currently studying for my masters. I'm a mathematician. you can generally find me somewhere caring too much about everything. once i left tumblr for a couple of years but then I realized my entire sense of humor is designed specifically for this site

[highlandvalley]

[broseis-blog]

What are they

[dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog]

dirty

[jkbens]

Bad at drinking milk

[jaubaius]

TIL in Finland they use to have about 4,000 reindeer/ car accidents a year so they paint their antlers with reflective paint and this is vaguely terrifying

[jaubaius]

TIL in Finland they use to have about 4,000 reindeer/ car accidents a year so they paint their antlers with reflective paint and this is vaguely terrifying

[catchymemes]

[bouncyirwin]

Exactly this. Every single word of this 😂

[royalarmyofoz]

ok but this is cute

[aletheius]

expected Boomer joke, pleasantly surprised

[dingdongyouarewrong]

Tw// Homocide

Omfg guess what i just did this weekend besties!

fvgnbfcvbn bvfcbn

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[powerfulwizard]

Remember that guy on vine that would climb around shirtless with flowers on his head, and he’d keep saying “my berries.” But then it turned out he was a CIA plant put on Vine to track down leftist activists who were active on the app?

[jackmeatington]

i literally just found out about the “girl from ‘is this allowed’ vine was really making out with a mannequin” controversy and now this? this is ruinedchildhood for millennials.

[jmonkeyjmonkey]

i’m sorry my berries guy was what now

[powerfulwizard]

A nice young Italian man I guess. I made this up for notes.

[hawkeyedflame]

i love listening to my fiancée drawing

“no stop” “oh no i didn’t mean to do that” “wRONG LAYER” “wait go back” “what line is that?!” “cAN YOU– [irritated noises]” “oh you…bastard” “what..layer is that on??”

she’s so cute djksfh

[hst3000]

A gift for your fiancee

[hawkeyedflame]

oh my god dkfjdhgksdjk

[parliamentrook]

why do I even buy cat toys

[ninbayphua]

[ashstfu]

my sister just told me to lock the windows…..but i don’t have a sister?

[arbitreneart]

My windows told me to lock my sister…. But I don’t have windows?

[ashstfu]

it's not funny arbitreneart there's a ghost in my house i can die omg

[sambucky-stupidity-deactivated2]

if you die you can be friends with the ghost!

[lxvenderjewel-deactivated202110]

lock your doors ashstfu

[ashstfu]

my name's not ashstfu

[brianna-09-deactivated20211128]

do you know where can i download season 4 of the office

[clydeonly-deactivated20230901]

haha smoke weed

[ashstfu]

what the fuck is going on in this post

[nahzyalensky]

i bought a hoodie dress and i want to stay in it forever now

[ashstfu]

ooh wow what color

[nahzyalensky]

its beige and gives off academia vibes i have never loved a piece of clothing like this

[ashstfu]

yeah i killed a man once

[nahzyalensky]

yeah i have a karambit named lilith

[ashstfu]

i eat children

[naz-yalensky]

I once talked to a deaf kid in sign language and said "I can eat your soup or your soul, you choose" and that kid like ran away like wtf?? Why would you run away

[wafflesandschemingfaces]

this post made me realize how boring I am

[red-akara]

An aspect I’ve always loved about Welcome to Nightvale is that even though they can cram an episode with darkness and absurdity, they always tie it back at the end to something personal, something human, something you can hold onto, or perhaps something you can learn. Here’s one of my favorite ending quotes that I think is still incredibly relevant:

[miradademujer-deactivated202402]

Artist, Ememem, mends cracked sidewalks, potholes and buildings using vibrant mosaics.

France 🇫🇷♥😀

[prismatic-bell]

This reminds me very much of kintsugi.

[elbeeaz]

Project Unbreakable: 27 Male Survivors Of Sexual Assault Quoting The People Who Attacked Them.

[teshuvahdyke]

environmental racism isn't a thing. God how can people be so stupid. Plants don't have fucking opinions.

I’m … legitimately blown away that you think environmental racism is about the marginalization of plants.

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

Top ten moments on this site

[ritavonbees]

from grammatical context I feel it is more likely anon was implying that environmental racism is when plants are bigoted, which if anything is funnier

[delphinidin4]

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[abysswarlock]

Legends only