I'dratherbe...

[flynavy97]

I figure we were acclimated to The Pentaverate (membership from "So I Married An Axe Murderer" not the TV series) being a part of, and in control of, our (the pawns) lives for several thousand years by the game of chess. "The Queen (chess queen), The Vatican (chess bishop) The Gettys (chess rook) The Rothschilds (chess king) and The Colonel before he went tits up (chess knight)

[flynavy97]

Some fancy themselves to be Fingolfin, and what glories they conjure, if only in their mind

A few walk through nightmares being Turin, mercilessly dogged by their path and past

But most of us, at heart, are Hurin. Chained to seeing, hearing, hurting to the end

Even when Aure Entuluva

[ziraseal]

Pepto Abysmal 

[flynavy97]

Pepto Abyssal

[comment-tube]

[pancakeke]

I am totally willing to accept unexplained light sources in movies if that means those movies won't be dark as fuck for the 90+ minutes they run

[gayweeddaddy69]

LotR cinematographer Andrew Lesnie: "Where is the light coming from?"

"Same place as the music."

[flynavy97]

Yep, exactly how Eru Illuvatar did it

[reystars]

I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge

[correct-vampire-opinions]

Unfridge your wives 2017

[roundinviciouscircles]

Unfridge your wives 2018

[oliverqueenlance]

“This whole saving the world thing has kept me from seeing my wife for like, three days and I was really starting to miss her!”

[bendingsignpost]

It turns out he’s normally a ray of sunshine and is only Dark Brooding Male Hero mode when he misses her. 

[sorosilicates]

unfridge your wives 2020

[phaethy]

unfridge your wives 2022

[flynavy97]

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