SORRY, BAE

If you want a jumbled mess of the Detroit Red Wings, Block B, BTS, GOT7, KNK, Monsta X, and other random groups and just random stuff in general, you've come to the right place!

[guerrillatech]

[cecut]

what do red pandas even do

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I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas

[sokkalore]

does this answer your question

[crit20lesbian]

[starlightfae]

me, last week: my favorite holiday is coming up :3c mom: ? easter? st patrick's day? me: no no, it's not a holiday as in 'you get time off work' me: me: unless you and your coworkers all do something really funny

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

tools in my toolshed have started expressing rudimentary emotions

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

hoes mad

[libraford]

In preparation for the Ides of March, please take one (1) knife.

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[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

There's "committing to the bit" and then there's whatever the fuck Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster were doing on television every week from 2006-2014

[weaponwifer]

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

[thefloralmenace]

Didn't have "see your political action philosophy expressed by Jorts the cat" on my 2025 bingo card.

All cats are anarchists.

Probably like 80% of cat owners are also anarchists.

Fill every drawer in the U.S. Treasury with glitter and a note that says Go to Hell.

[itsjustkori]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[fuctacles]

Fucking imagine driving back home tired from work, pinching yourself not to fall asleep at the wheel, and suddenly you see the glowing antlers of an ancient god.

[sandmandaddy69]

[leaving-this]

being on omegle in middle school had me feeling like in chamber of secrets when ginny wealsey had that diary and could talk to tom nook

[leaving-this]

YOU KNOW I MEANT TOM RIDDLE!! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT !!

[sailormoonsub]

this is so awkward because Pestilence seems to have come back out of retirement this year so now there is FIVE Horsemen and only FOUR Horses

[lilkittay]

The fifth horse has been LOOSE IN A HOSPITAL for the last 4 years.

Soon to fixed.

[aceoftigers]

The entire history of the world, religion, politics, and pop culture came together to make this joke possible.

[minerva-and-the-library]

You’ve heard of the Sweet Summer Child

But are you ready for the Salty Winter Adult

[bucky-of-the-opera]

@writefasttalkevenfaster

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ink-phoenix]

[criminalmindsfeed]