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I'm not sure if I'm being indecisive about what to name this...

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[vampirekeyboard]

bill wurtz’s videos are like a lucid dream that is also a fever dream but when i wake up I’ve learned a couple secrets of the universe i can only partially remember and also the phrase ‘nice going, genghis’

[undercitytwerkteam]

i got out of bed because i had a really good idea for a url and HAD to take it before anyone else infringed on my patent

[starcunning]

[x]

[kazoo-goddess]

Bundt cake can be considered a very large personal donut if you try really hard and believe in yourself

[thechurchofbobsaget-deactivated]

[venndaai]

then again

the more things change….

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

The people making these memes obviously have never seen some of the weird ass shit in old-timey photos. A quick Google and:

[abonnybunny-deactivated20200814]

Humans are basically a giant jumble of weirdos that try to belittle other weirdos…

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

That’s the most accurate and poignant description of human nature I’ve ever read

[nishthedish-deactivated20181218]

humanity has been shitposting since the very birth of photography, probably even earlier

[berlynn-wohl]

“probably even earlier”

[nishthedish-deactivated20181218]

True shitposts, made by artisans, filled with blood, sweat, tears, and the dankest memes of early man.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Snemons, or snail demons.

[mynewurl]

this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit

[mynewurl]

[melonmemes]

The best one yet

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

When people underestimate how much you can shitpost

[helila]

this is it

everyone else can go home now

[gnusnoteunuchs]

experiment goal: to determine whether smarties are an effective tea sweetener

hypothesis: smarties will sweeten the tea, but also introduce unwelcome flavor profiles due to their flavoring

procedure: procured one cup (≈12 fl oz) of Barry’s Tea Gold Blend black tea, hot. added 2/3 of a single roll of smarties candy (10 candies). wait for candies to dissolve, then stir well. tea will be sampled after stirring concludes.

[gnusnoteunuchs]

addendum: control group was used. control sample consisted of one cup of the same type of tea, sweetened with white sugar. results will depend on the relative tastes of the control and smarties tea

[gnusnoteunuchs]

results: smarties tea was significantly more bitter and less sweet than sugar tea. additionally, the smarties failed to dissolve in the expected manner, and when stirred, ended up breaking down into particulates that refused to dissolve. 

conclusions: because of the chemical/structural makeup of smarties, they do not function well as an ad hoc tea sweetener because of their reluctance to break down. it may be the case that crushed smarties would work better, but this experiment was intended to study how normal, uncrushed smarties would work as a sweetener

[thenerdyindividual]

[mint-stone]

Ice Bear is precious

[pearl-likes-pi]

SO I ended up making that loop i made of Pearl into a longer video that includes all the gems and here’s the final product. HoOPE you like it!!!!

it is about 30 seconds and loops perfectly

the song is Pop Culture by Madeon

you can watch a HD and longer version of this video on YouTube here

[ofools]

I want to write a DnD campaign but just play it by myself and DM myself

[ofools]

I have been informed that this is called Writing a Book

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[digivolvin]

so earlier i remembered how during one philosophy class, my professor asked us all to consider what we would do if we could be invisible for a day, because (as she would reveal to us later) she wanted to prove a point about observed accountability and situational morality. we all wrote down our answers, submitted them anonymously, and the prof read them back to us. about 95% of them were like “prank people”, “rob a bank”, “get in places for free”, “scare my best friend”, “spy on someone”, “sneak into closed off areas”, etc.

prof. read them all aloud so she could demonstrate how virtually everybody chose something they couldn’t morally or socially get away with if they were witnessed, and she was looking awfully entertained about how quickly the class proved her point until she got to one that just said “go swimming in the ocean.” 

she stopped, read it again, and after a short period of confused silence a girl piped up very earnestly from the class “because the sharks wouldn’t be able to see me.” 

[digivolvin]

i’m having a great time reading how people would want to live a day invisibly because we got the Relatables™:

the real forward thinkers: 

and then whatever the hell this is:

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[thequantumqueer]

this is the first piece of mcelroy content i ever saw, and literally everything since then has lived up to it

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