folium limina

she/her

[neurvo]

[kaworin]

[lovelikeafuneral]

ayo edebiri at vogue world hollywood

[huanggugugu]

[whip-cream-and-fruit]

[correlatedcontents]

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.

> define 'balmy'

Balmy means "pleasantly warm."

Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.

Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!

> observe night

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.

> resolve temperature discrepancy

You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.

[plaguedocboi]

Nature really went off with sperm whales. A 70-ton predator with teeth the size of a banana but it only eats squishy prey that it doesn’t even chew, it just schlorps them down whole like a vacuum cleaner. Big giant fat head full of goop. Tiniest fins in the world. Strong enough to smash a ship to pieces and smart enough to figure out how to do so but its first line of defense is just to shit everywhere. Possibly the most complex language in the animal kingdom and it creates sounds by blowing air through its internal right nostril (it uses the left one to breathe) into its giant fat head. It’s the loudest animal on the planet and might have the capability to create a beam of sound so loud it can shake your organs apart but they don’t seem to use that to hunt or fight. They’re highly flammable. We used them to make candles.

[plaguedocboi]

Instagram’s a fan of this one

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[corrucyst]

reverse portmanteau robot

takes a random word and separates it into two separate words

for example

me:

bartman

reverse portmanteau robot:

bitch fartman

[portmanteau-bot]

bartman.

This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘bitch fartman’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Help keep my meatbag slave alive.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

[throatoftheworld]

Into the Wind by Jon Carling

[uneclipsing]

look at Diane Morgan as a knight right now. Look

[selavy]

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[afloweroutofstone]

This radio ad for a local club’s annual Pole-A-Thon is geniunely the funniest thing I’ve heard in memory

[phoenixdnasty]

we got a girl that can climb with her teeth

Gah-gah-gah-gah-gah right up that pole

[galaxyfaerie]

SHE CAN LITERALLY

FLY

[powerjock]

making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.

[berlogauwu]

Use and used

[kushblazer666]

90s east coast hip hop aesthetics:

90s west coast hip hop aesthetics:

90s memphis hip hop aesthetics:

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*