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the way felix is convinced he's living in a romance movie to the extent that he dresses up like juliet. he considers kissing oliver in the maze. he makes himself off limits but not quite with the open door while he's in the bath; he's the damsel of the film, no doubt. but felix's tragedy is that oliver is convinced it's a horror story and a tale of revenge. so he doesn't play his part as romeo. he vomits up the poison so he can't die from "some poison more" and leaves felix to die alone.

#i just watched Saltburn and I am a changed person

clownhunterbebop

Forget hot girl summer, it’s raven boy summer this year. Go make extremely codependent new friends. Go awaken an ancient evil. Go, uh… murder your Latin teacher. Have fun!!

thefernhands

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

triviallytrue

Conservatives accidentally doing this never gets old

triviallytrue

based

entitty

dont any of you dare forget this gem i quote this daily

arachnid-bastard

Extremely well played

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headspace-hotel

i think it's time for bed I couldn't remember the word "foal" and i thought to myself "horse sapling"

headspace-hotel

antlers, a thing that horses have

deanwinchesterapologist

the problem is that going to bed at night feels like a chore whereas lying down for a forbidden nap at 4pm feels like the pinnacle of decadence

nat-20s

Having zero emotional object permanence is so funny your therapist asks how your week was and you’re just like “girl I have no idea”

solongfranklloydwright

the french beatles

solongfranklloydwright

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

solongfranklloydwright

inthefallofasparrow

There he is.

adventures-in-poor-planning

“oh homeless people are just gonna use your money to buy drugs” and? and?? the government uses my tax money to buy bombs and cops, you think I care if someone in a shitty situation uses money I gave them to feel marginally less shitty? fuck off!

lancevetrov

I’m looking at a lot of replies to this and some people really don’t get what this is like.

For context; I’m a recovering poly addict (somebody who was addicted to multiple different substances). For those who are nosy, it was alcohol and opioids.

I was also *technically* homeless for a period. I was lucky to be able to couch surf but there was definitely days where I had no idea where I was going to stay, and constantly had to rely of the kindness of others. I was on welfare at the time, but not much.

I was trying to get sober while couch surfing and holy fucking shit, it’s hard, I don’t think anyone understands how hard it is. I was fortunate to be able to lay on a warm couch and have withdrawals and even then, it was hard. That added stress of knowing that I was going to have to move on to the next kind person in my life was an extra layer to add onto how fucking sick I was. A lot of people don’t understand the physical aspect of drug use. My first night I spent violently shaking and clinging to a toilet bowl, wondering if I was dying.

I cannot even begin to fathom what it is like for those living on the street going through withdrawls. Hungry, cold, sleeping in a tent or on a cardboard box or on the god damn ground. I do not blame a single person for using money I give to avoid that. That is not a situation where it is reasonable to ask people to get sober. It’s just not.

Support homeless addicts, unconditionally, or don’t bother pretending like you care about them. Take the niciesties out the fucking door. If your criteria for helping homeless people includes “sobriety” then you don’t actually care.

demonius-darkblade

I think we should try to find out when politicians are attending shit like a family funereal and protest there. We should make it a career that scares and humiliates everyone you're close to. Being in politics should not mean yachts and partying with the highest social strata. It should mean constantly looking over your shoulder and having to see a doctor about not being able to sleep. See if their behavior changes then.

letteredlettered

what socks do pirate love the most?

mydaroga

Arrrrgyle

letteredlettered

you got it! what’s a pirate’s favorite element?

mydaroga

Arrrrrrrgon

letteredlettered

right again. what’s a pirate’s favorite state to visit?

mydaroga

Arrrrrrrrrkansas?

letteredlettered

yep. what’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?

mydaroga

R!

letteredlettered

oh, you think it’s an R, but it’s really the C

animatedamerican

Heard a guy do a pirate song once and yell out jokes like this to the audience during the bridge. The last one:

Singer: “What’s a pirate’s favorite crime?” The audience, primed by now: “Arr-son!” Singer stops playing, stares at us all reproachfully, says: “Piracy.”

autisticmabel

the autism mood of never knowing when its “your turn” in a convo so you say the first word of your sentence about 5 times before you actually get to speak

genderoutlaws

Go Girls Go! | First Dyke March in Washington DC, 1993

nvara-of-mortains-own

I’m stealing tags from @aethersea bc they deserve to be seen

#see this is why the ‘queer is a slur’ crowd will never make sense to me#because every time I see something like this – queer people loudly and unapologetically#using the slurs hurled against them and turning them into fierce solidarity and a refusal to stay down –#I’m hit by such an overwhelming rush of….I can’t even entirely wrap words around it#I’m so humbled. I’m so proud. I’m so fiercely fiercely glad that they are here and alive and holding their heads high#we are here we are here we are here#it has been such a painful fight but there has also been such joy#even in the fight

demilypyro

Really being self-employed was my only option. My autism and bad legs were more than enough for any company to consider me “unemployable”, even the desk jobs. So now I’m working a desk job, for myself.

It’s fine, I hated offices anyway. Souls die in offices.