let me cook

Izi, she/he/they, alphabet mafia, autistic, 24, Brasileira, minors dni, multifandom, a hater at heart.

[fonthoura]

Watching a 90's and early 2000's show is waiting with baited breath until a male character gets SA'd and you get to find out if they're gonna play it as a joke or never acknowledge it as a problem.

[fonthoura]

Watching a 90's and early 2000's show is waiting with baited breath until a male character gets SA'd and you get to find out if they're gonna play it as a joke or never acknowledge it as a problem.

[yardsards]

haaate being an autistic adult with impaired social skills cuz i feel like an unsupervised 9 year old. i push past my anxiety to try and socialize with people and it's just like "hi. what is your favorite bird. do you want to be friends?"

[fonthoura]

My ship is problematic? Yes. They bring the worst on each other? Sure. They are codependent to a very toxic degree? Of course. They are so unhealthy to the point of scaring people? Yeah. The fandom has multiple essays about how they are true love and also how they should not be together or they would explode? Undoubtedly. Everyone around them is in danger when they're together? Certainty.

But, most importantly.

Are they hot and with such potential for both angst and smut that it's almost impossible to be left starving? Boy oh boy, they are.

[fonthoura]

Watching stargate sg1, and I just got to season 9, watching Avalon and, my GOD, the way Daniel reacts to Vala's death, the absolute rage in his eyes as he cradles her scorched body, the way his hands shake, and he is still fuming even when he thanks them when they bring her back.

And it's all such a yummy contrast with the way he was asking if he could kill her just an episode ago.

DELICIOUS - this ship might do it for me folks

[fonthoura]

Just finished the show and OH MY GOD it does for me SO MUCH. I might actually go insane.

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[mycatismyfriend]

@skulandcrossbones this might be the greatest tag on a reblog I’ve ever seen.

[fonthoura]

The popularity os slash and male writing done by a majority of female fanfic writers isn't actually internalized misogyny like some comments suggest, it is a scapist way of exploring relationships and psychological stories without the ever looming presence of the patriarchy, it's projection done in a controlled environment, much like most slash exclude homophobia altogether. It's a safe space, that's what it's for. So, yeah, it's not called fanfact, dude.

[fonthoura]

The most amazing part on working with kids is that you get to see who people truly are before everyone around them forces them to be something less just to fit in the standard societal norms. It happens to be the most depressing part also.

[sanscest69]

I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

[fonthoura]

Fanfic idea : So the diamonds have this weapon called The Dual, it was used by white to duplicate gems, but the clone came as the old form of the gem. It was used to reset short term memories, since the clone gem just remembered things up until the poofing, and the other gem, the original, the current form, was destroyed. It was used for a while, but it had to be stopped, since the effects turned out to be temporary, and the gem that came from the dual dissappeared after a week or so in weaker gems and a month on stronger ones, and since the original was shattered, it proved to be impractical.

A little bit after future, when Steven comes home to visit, a homeschool gem accidentally uses the dual on him.

And now he has to deal with the one thing he is most scared of facing in the entire galaxy : Rose Quartz is temporarily back.

Meeting his mom certainly was a childhood dream, now... He feels trapped in a nightmare.

[spookyboywhump]

Guy who never feels like his problems are “bad enough” to be taken seriously: what if I hurt the character so horrifically that everyone around them could not possibly deny the severity of their pain even if the character themself tries to downplay it.

[wantonlywindswept]

[yardsards]

[image description: the marge simpson "it's true but you don't have to say it" meme]

[fonthoura]

So what if I tattoo a qr code that when scanned takes you immediately to the Rose Quartz tape to Steven video? What then?

[fonthoura]

As someone who was raised by fanfic, I cannot fathom the concept of not having it as an Integral part of your day to day life.

You mean to tell me you deeply enjoy something but remained fanfic-less? How do you even like it, then? By enjoying only the Canon source material? Give me a break!

[fonthoura]

Watching stargate sg1, and I just got to season 9, watching Avalon and, my GOD, the way Daniel reacts to Vala's death, the absolute rage in his eyes as he cradles her scorched body, the way his hands shake, and he is still fuming even when he thanks them when they bring her back.

And it's all such a yummy contrast with the way he was asking if he could kill her just an episode ago.

DELICIOUS - this ship might do it for me folks

[disfiguredgrace]

hey guys if you don’t like robby i’d advise that you not watch The Show About Robby

[disfiguredgrace]

i swear it’s like you take a bite of the sandwich you ordered with extra pickles and then spew all over the table like “UGH THERE’S PICKLES IN THIS” i am going to kill you

[fonthoura]

A fact about me is that I don't like childhood friends to lovers, specially if it's straight, I think it's boring and, more often than not, annoying.

But then - there's Steven and Connie.

They are the definition of the trope, but they are so well presented.

They were never "just friends", they were kids and, therefore, didn't understand the feelings they had, but they always had them. Steven just presumes he would be "first boy" when Connie becomes president, and Connie just assumes she will be his knight forever in order to protect him.

There's no second guessing, they are friends, but they are romantically inclined since day one, childhood crush growing up with them.

He proposes to her, and they are not even "dating" when he does that, and she just says "yes, but not now". It's a mutual understanding.

And when they kiss in the last episode, it's not a big moment, it's natural, we knew it was bound to happen, and they knew, it's in passing, no need to explain anything, it's there and it has always been there.

They never start dating because they never didn't date, it's a natural progression, they're relationship grows with them.

No friendship is ruined, because it's the base of everything, no miscommunication, because they always knew what it would lead to without even knowing.

Nothing can ever beat that, childhood friends to lovers can go home, shows over, pack your bags.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

y’all should watch supernatural because thor the norse god is there and he looks like this

chris hemsworth wishes

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

i said supernatural instead of stargate im losing my fucking mind

[azzandra]

I thought it was an honest trolling attempt and I respected you for it tbh.

[thehobbem]

Me, before reading the rest of the post:

[walkingstackofbooks]

I watched the whole show religiously and didn't see anything wrong with this post, I just assumed I'd forgotten that bit 😅

[fonthoura]

The fact that I'm in such a Stargate mentality and have commited most of spn to my databanks that I didn't even bat a eye knowing full well this was a hilarious mistake actually concerns me.

Also watch stargate guys - Daniel Jackson is so cunty and a loserboy

[idk-i-was-bored]

I decided to do something a little bit insane. I sat down and typed every word spoken in revenge of the Sith so I could then hand write every word to create this scene redraw. I am very pleased with the final result I’m not gonna lie.

[fonthoura]

This is criminally insane OP - that being said, this is absolutely stunning

Unhinged, I need this on my WALL