The Local Fandom Whore

What is a lane. I live on a national highway.

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

i think any vietnam vet with the audacity to go back to vietnam on vacation should be overwhelmingly grateful their tour guide doesn’t just murder them

[littlebeetlebro]

me: *sobbing in the woods*

The eldritch horror that’s been watching me from behind a tree: ….Red Lobster’s hiring.

me: *turns around* oh shit fr?

[ruinedchildhood]

[mxshr0mz]

why did my dad send this

should i be concerned

[ruinedchildhood]

[nochillvids]

dude you look forsaken as fuck right now

[vampirejuno]

"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it

[shoebillstork]

This is genuinely my favorite tweet ever btw

[invaderxan]

[lord-kitschener]

#thank god somebody finally is catering to my needs as a consumer

[carbonfiberpersonality]

Cleric ultimate weapon

[kosmogrl]

okay guys, I figured it out. the point is to not let sadness prevent you from doing what you want, even if it's really hard some days

[cannibalchicken]

[killy-deactivated20241228]

[evilwizard]

[yahahatism]

listening to music with headphones is so awesome especially when it shoots straight into your brain and you can pick out all its little layers like sandwich ingredients

[good-4-her]

[good-4-her]

simply dont monday

[largishcat]

simply don’t tuesday

[latenightcinephile]

simply don’t wednesday

[awheckery]

simply don’t thursday

[pockyneedssleep]

simply don’t friday

[cum-villain]

simply don’t saturday

[shubbler-deactivated20260220]

simply don’t sunday

[kermitwillsellyoueggs]

simply don’t monday again

[top5cryptidsnotclickbait]

what type of zoo enclosure should you be kept in

[obiwan]

#Barbie (2023)

[rpfofficial]

talents include: biting people, bisexuality, media analysis, meowing, and Kubrick stare