Things and Stuff

“Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention.”  ― Brom

[horror-stim]

☠️👻🦇| coalironworks

[acoolguy]

[amethystsoda]

[guy]

#forbidden crinkle fry #forbidden curly fry

[escuerzoresucitado]

[gospelofme]

Legend has it my cousin is still trying to find this profile…

[gayvampyr]

[ultrafacts]

[2000ish]

“Sorry”

[flagellant]

I really underestimated the power of networking but thanks to just existing in a crowd once after a big fashion show I've made friends with a chairman of an international nonprofit organization who is probably singlehandedly the reason why my proposed project to spearhead the creation of an ecological garden on my college campus is getting actual attention from the dean's office and assorted higher-ups.

Y'all don't need to fuck around with LinkedIn (or at least I haven't needed to yet) but genuinely don't ever forget to be an opportunist. Fuck grindset culture, and fuck always being in that sort of productivity-seeking mode, but definitely always be paying attention to how your surroundings and choices could benefit you by being in them. Take the chance. The worst that happens is nothing.

[flagellant]

Being an adult means being okay with the fact that you scheme. It is morally sound to be scheming. It's enrichment. I don't "make plans" I "foment plots" and "consider my numerous options". If you think of yourself as a cartoonish supervillain mastermind you will not become one but life DOES become significantly more enjoyable and sometimes it even lets you get shit done.

[catasters]

[loremerchant]

[transfemininomenon]

never gonna be fully happy in life knowing i’ll never be able to stretch like a cat

[transfemininomenon]

being able to do this would fix my back permanently

[catchymemes]

Anti wolf heck collar

“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

[heatandapathy]

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor

They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big

[fairygothprince]

you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog 

they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.

[littlecofiegirl]

All I see are Good Pupps. 

[chaosroid]

All I see are Fereldans trying to one up each other on their knowledge of dog breeds

[peashooter85]

A dog named Beanie wearing an anti-coyote vest

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2018/12/beanie-the-dog-coyote-vest/577540/

[metalcatholic-deactivated202202]

^ If you live in an area with coyotes I actually recomend those

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Reblog to make your puppets heckin punk AF

[brainfuzz]

And then there’s this guy

[catchymemes]

[transfemininomenon]

important news everyone im finally adding my own addition to a series of pictures very important to me 

[transfemininomenon]

[transfemininomenon]

here’s three months later don’t ever stop dreaming everyone 

[xanderwithanx]

This makes me so happy, genuinely. I want this feeling of making a space your home. This is really impressive, and I’m so happy you have this new space :)

[catchymemes]

[chelonianmobile]

I wonder if the prevalence of the logically implausible Oppressed Mages trope is because so many writers of nerdy material were bullied as kids and instead of stopping it the adults told us “they’re jealous of you”.

[midnightssea]

literally only rich people had guest rooms in the first place 😭

[funnytwittertweets]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Supermodels are attractive and Brussel Sprouts are disgusting are two lies we’ve had to work through since birth.