Existential Crisis

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I am so glad we as a fandom can definetly agree that both the BMW and the Pig get constantly defiled by pynch

[bloodtroth]

I was today years old when I learned that when you type "otp: true" in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

[djinnhatescold]

Gamechanger

[downtroddendeity]

Here’s a cheatsheet of all the available hidden search functions. “-creators:[whatever]” is another exclusion that can be particularly useful.

[bovidae]

when none of ur internet friends are online

timezoned again

[ancientgreeksuggestions]

use more olive oil

[mjalti]

I didn’t even notice the url I was just like damn they’re right.

[cheatcommandos-deactivated20180]

its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy

[flannelizard]

i want…more fat girls in media

[flannelizard]

and no this does not mean that i want fat characters who have jokes made about their fat. i want fat girls who are seen as beautiful and not a single comment about their weight is ever made.

[wychelm]

is this something

[kleeklutch]

[catchymemes]

[frogmoss1]

if you manage to run across this line without falling into any of the adjacent states, they let you pee in the white house whenever you want

[wikilifeadvice]

make your own foot scrub

[pochowek]

feet are pretty hard to make

dont call me a scrub ever again

[wikilifeadvice]

please stop making me read this

[1st-1]

[glumshoe]

Me: “Welcome! May I offer you a free mask?”

Visitor: [looks around incredulously] “But why? There’s no one else here.”

Me: “...well...there’s me?”

Visitor: [laughs] “You don’t have anything to worry about.”

[glumshoe]

Every day I’ll hear large groups pause outside the door, read the “masks recommended” sign, debate whether or not to put them on, and then say, “Oh, well, there’s no one here, just an employee. We don’t need them.”

Cool! Come inside and find out how good I am at spin kicks!

[hopesterling]

reblog to give retail and restaurant workers the right to spin kick unmasked entitled shitheads

[lyjerria]

I’ve been through hell and back these past few months and what I’ve come to realize is…. a bitch is invincible to be quite honest

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

bro my dad “went to dinner” at my favorite mexican restaraunt and said he’d bring me home a burrito and it’s fucking 9pm

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

my dad is having an affair

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

dad brought me the promised burrito just now so here’s my obligatory post exonerating him from infedelity

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

that burrito was fantastic. i’m inclined to think my dad has never had sex in his life

[thenatsdorf]

[veggiedaddy]

[aidashakur]

I don’t wanna waste this life being sad man