Build a rocket ship and fly it far far away

24F, Art lover, Student of History

[pr1nceshawn]

Animal Facts You Didn’t Know

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Ice Bear desperately needs this job in todays economy”

[rushmorecadet01]

“Ice Bear is ready.”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Ice Bear has put a lot of work into his CV”

[note-a-bear]

“Ice Bear has plenty of life experience”

[pogasm]

[hecateisalesbian]

B L O C K E D

[kcrb0202]

Pppppphhhhffff.

The exact noise I made when I saw this XD

[sapphi-spaghetti]

[funnytwittertweets]

[pantaro]

Me: Eating rice a bit too quickly

Frog brain: Only a fish would eat rice like that! Activate fish mode!

[movedaccountsbitchesss-deactiva]

Supergiant Games dropping the Hades 2 reveal trailer

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The thing is, if you never go anywhere and never talk to anyone and never reach out to new people and never text first because you have convinced yourself you're unlovable, then your loneliness will become a self-fulfilling prophecy - and that's NOT because you're actually inherently unlovable...

[sweetcherryblossomswrites]

[sliversoakley2-deactivated20210]

[mischievousquokka]

Aw, come on, that's merely a fuckling.

[foxoftheasterisk]

could be a dog

[thingsisayinmyhead]

Took me an embarrassingly long time to get this joke.

[unrealunearths]

[armsofstranger]

*after being frozen in the ice for 70 years*

Steve: I need a cigarette

Doctor: you know they’re bad for you right? that’s something we discovered while you were in the ice

Steve who had asthma and had been prescribed cigarettes by a doctor: you fucking what

[homunculus-argument]

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

[homunculus-argument]

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

[catgirlwheels]

...how does it taste?

[homunculus-argument]

bad

[writingtoolofdubiousintegrity]

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

[homunculus-argument]

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

[shitpostinguniverse]

[txttletale]

lmao

[leafcrunch]

they’re called. th. they’re called responsibilities bechause theyh keep fucking respawnjng

[transgender-mp3]

At this point people have to be planting these shirts in secondhand stores. No way someone would get rid of this

[myfairhudzen]

If I knew this existed, I would wear this for my psychology classes.

[johnwickofficial]

It exists and you can buy it HERE!!!😂😅

[victorious]

@shiftythrifting

[mapsontheweb]

Map of Native American etymologies for “horse”. There were no horses in the Americas before the colonists arrived. Native Americans quickly developed new words for this strange animal, often associating them with dogs, their one other domestic animal before contact with Europe.

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

@coyotecure your tags have me cackling omfg

[headspace-hotel]

Mystery dog…

[cool-ghoul]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

[poochcrew]

Hi, My Name’s Clementine, I’m 6 Months Old, And I Hate The Smell Of Mint

[chaifootsteps]

#cats will walk up to a thing take a whiff and immediately announce their opinion™