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tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

People will honestly ask “Does that poor person deserve food?” but never ask “Does that CEO deserve ten cars, three houses, and two yachts?”

And before you respond with “the poor person is buying that food with someone else’s money”, the CEO bought those luxuries with money earned from other people’s hard work.

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E A T

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The Evolution of Douchebag Style [full video]

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Oh, he’s good.

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I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.

takealookatyourlife

I die laughing at this every god damn time. The prayer hands are so fucking funny

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hmm so anyway venom (2018) is a masterpiece and also gay culture

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Bohemian Rhapsody. We Will Rock You. Somebody To Love. All hit singles, and all the direct product of a band that was formed when an astrophysicist and a dentistry major found a new friend in an art college, who then went on to recruit a fourth member from the electronics school. Based on this alliance I propose the rift in society between Arts and STEM students was fabricated to keep us separated so as to dilute our true power - and fabricated by who, you may ask? The business major, the only member of society who reaps no reward from art and science and thus must weaken us so as to stay ahead. In this essay I will

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me: *knows exactly what i have to say*

me: *stutters and fucks up a 5 word sentence*

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you ever take a shower just to flex on post malone

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mother nature keeping up with memes

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That’s Thor

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“the actress for the Kim Possible movie looks too young!”

Do these people know what a 16 year old looks like or do they just assume all teenage girls have the face and body of a 25 year old victoria secret super model

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what 16 year olds look like vs what y’all think 16 year olds look like

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the Kim Possible movie, the She-Ra reboot and the Thundercats reboot are proof that if you make previously sexualized characters a little bit more respectable and age appropriate, horny grown men will have an uproar

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People condescendingly telling me that nobody is doing this can kindly fuck off because the actress (who may I remind you is 16 lol) literally posted this

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i love how canonically winona ryder exists in the 80′s as both a teenager and a middle aged mom

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Your Arab aren't you? Have you ever dated a terrorist

nah I’m not into white guys sry

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Gotta reblog every time I see it

Is that…, josh peck…

If I don’t see this somewhere on my tl every Friday, I’m gonna be very upset

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oh… she can sing

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Why didn’t she release this version originally??

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because she was 13 and had no control over it and now shes in her 20s lol

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does anyone have a minute for my new fuckin ride

This is apparently the Brooke Swan Car. I struggled to find a primary source to explain it, but the Vintage and Classic Car Club of India and this article in the Telegraph seem pretty confident that it is an actual object and not a fevered dream, and they agree that the swan head had glowing eyes and could spurt hot water from its beak, in order to clear people away from the streets ahead of the car.

The Vintage and Classic Car Club of India has a passage that powerfully evokes the emotions of this car more effectively than I ever could:

The amber lighiting of the car, glowed dissonantly in the dark, coupling the level of un-comfortableness with the multi-note Gabriel exhaust horn and an hot water spray in the swan’s beak that enabled the chauffeur to clear passage through Calcutta’s crowded streets.

And the Telegraph adds an extra dollop of detail:

It was in the fashionable Maidan Park, where Calcutta’s elite promenaded in their carriages and cars every afternoon, that Scotty displayed the Swan Car’s most outrageous feature. A dump valve inside the car dropped splats of whitewash on to the road from the Swan’s rear end - just to make it more lifelike.

Apparently a keyboard in the back allowed the owner to “play chords and bugle calls” on the horn. TOOT TOOT MOTHERFUCKERS.

You’ll know it’s Mad Max time when I come tooling and screaming my way towards your home in this car, wreathed in blasts of steam, menacingly honking “In the Hall of the Mountain King” out of a rubber horn concealed in a carved swan head, and artistically shitting paint everywhere. I’ll peel to a halt in front of you and say “Can you play the keyboard” in a sexy way, possibly looking over my cool aviator sunglasses. It doesn’t matter if you say “yes” or “no,” I’ll just look at you approvingly and say, “Get in.” You’ll leave your life behind and climb in and just smash the keyboard in a cacophony of magnificent toots, while we drive off through the apocalypse and into the better world.