The Box Thinker

Michael | he/him | Greek

[rythyme]

i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

[rythyme]

!!! Learn From My Humiliation!!! THESE ARE THE BITCHES!!!! DO NOT FORGET THEM !!!!

[deramin2]

[miscellaneous-reblog-blog]

ID: same image with the text "I forgor." End ID

[poyosilly]

[cryptotheism]

If the demiurge is so evil why did he make a world where a little animal can fall asleep in your lap

[edenunderfallout]

So he can take from you.

[cryptotheism]

Well that's okay. I got to have a little animal in my lap.

[bozrev]

But you could've had it for longer.

[cryptotheism]

I could've never had it at all.

[alexsiple]

Jeanne

[byjove]

at least now we know why he has yet to return when Britain is in peril

[kitkatmoose]

We need a flick where King Arthur wakes in modern Jamaica and is very confused.

[byjove]

I think that would be so much funny. He wakes up on a remote beach in Jamaica and he only speaks/understands Brythonic and Medieval Latin. Locals assume he was a tourist who fell from a cruise ship or received a head injury and floated away from a resort. The authorities cannot match his description to any missing persons reports and his fingerprints and DNA produce no hits on INTERPOL. They suspect he may be Welsh or French because the language he speaks resembles Welsh or Breton but France and the UK both state he is not a citizen of their country. Stateless and deeply confused, he is taken in by the community near the beach where he was found, being cared for by a number of local families and doing odd jobs. He slowly learns English and adjusts to the contemporary world, uncertain if his belief that he is the legendary King Arthur was formed by whatever traumatic event caused him to end up Jamaica or if he is actually King Arthur and Prydain is in eminent peril. Mysterious letters from Morgan begin to reaffirm his belief he is King Arthur. He must choose between staying in Jamaica and continuing the happy life he has made for himself or finding a way to get back to Britain without any documentation.

[a-daks]

ancient king white boy stuns locals by ordering in perfect Jamaican Patois

[byjove]

He gets to Britain and everyone expects him to sound like a posh noble Englishman because that is the picture Malory painted but he prefers to speak Welsh and when he has to speak English, he speaks with a thick Jamaican accent.

[mabelcreature]

hi guys i made weevil stickers u can buy

https://mabelcreature.etsy.com/listing/1695019447

[sluttynurse]

i can't say the word mogged/mogging without thinking of "butt mogged these boomers today"

[sluttynurse]

butt mogged these zoomers today.

[a-book-of-creatures]

None of these words are in the Nicomachean Ethics

[ectofool]

[skapasta]

made commemorative stamp and button

[my-slideshow-wmv]

sorry to bug, but do you still have that image that had a bunch of characters with flags on their shirts and the phrase "suck the cock off of my torso" was somewhere on there

[ripempezardexerox]

[paintedhen]

i think they should put prunsel in deltarune

prunsel from this post  @tammycat

[fru-89]

sibling moment 

[damazcuz]

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

[damazcuz]

Even puppy can learn music.

[damazcuz]

Literally it's puppy music school.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Killing the tech libertarians

[queer-as-city-folk]

Sorry I am hearing some asshole on the radio say that Waymos are good and if you are concerned about the safety you are holding back society and technology needlessly with unnecessary safety concerns

[atrusovaartist]

acrylic on canvas 60*70 cm “lace over the river” 2022 #river #volkslovers #art #painting #sky skylovers

[westaysilly]

What do we do with a drunken goner?

Early in the roaring!