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#by far the largest and most complicated project ive done #embroidery #hand embroidery #needlecraft #crafts #art #my art #fiber art #fiber crafts

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Well … points made, lmao.

#pride and prejudice

My last couple of little projects

#embroidery #diy #fiber art #fiber crafts

Recent projects: a new comforter and an embroidery project. Can't share the top half of the embroidery because it has my name (which is a bummer because it's rad) but I also really like the flowers.

#just noticing that everything i made recently is matching blue yellow and green #probably no more projects until fall or winter so i can focus on school #sewing #embroidery #crafts #diy

leebrontide

I want to tell a story to the artists and would-be artists out there.

When I was 19, I made a large oil painting of the nerd I would eventually marry. I poured all my attention and care into this painting. It's the only art I have from back then that still holds up as a work I'm proud of today.

I entered it into a judged show at the local art center. It got an honorable mention. I went to see the show with my beloved model. One of the judges came up to talk to me, and highlighted that all the judges really liked the painting. It would have placed, except, you see, the feet were incorrect. They were too wide and short, and if I just studied a bit more anatomy-

I called over my future wife, and asked her to take off her shoe. Being already very used to humoring me, she did. The judge looked at her very short, very wide little foot. Exactly as I'd lovingly rendered it. I would never edit her appearance in any way.

The judge looked me in the eye, and to his credit, he really looked like he meant it when he said "Oh I'm so sorry."

Anyways the moral of the story is that all of those anatomy books that teach you proportions are either showing you averages, or a very specific idea of an idealized body. Actual bodies are much more varied than that.

So don't forget to draw from observation, and remember that humans aren't mass produced mannequins. Delight in our variation. Because it's supposed to be there.

leebrontide

Allright if 20,000 people are going to post a story about a painting I did of my wife, then I am going to post the painting itself.

For those calling for justice, the same painting won a contest at my college (my university professor had met my model), and the university bought it from me and hung it up there for over a decade, square little feet and all. Then, the library underwent renovations and a librarian I am thankful for forever went through heroic measures to track me down again even though I'd gotten married and changed my name, and offered it back to me. And now it hangs in our house even though my wife doesn't ordinarily want to look at paintings of herself and I don't normally want to look at paintings I made. We both have a soft spot for this one.

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just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

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post cancelled this is way funnier

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My buddy who is a farmer has the type of planter that drives itself across the field using GPS at a steady speed, and he just needs to turn it around at the end of each row. He added a little folding desk to his chair and plays farming simulator on it while he plants.

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okay playing farming simulator while farming is crazy

wee knight

ffs ....

Additions from my husband: Bakers wear loafers and Zookeepers wear Crocs

haveuseenmyhalo

Excellent additions.

asirbyanyothername

Angels wear wingtips.

triskeleaficionado

A lumberjack wears Timberlands.

researcherinblue

Ice skaters wear slippers

dorkery

chaoticwixtheybe

Addition from my mom: delivery drivers wear vans

selfdestructivecat

VERY good addition!

perfectly-princely-emo-nightmare

Achilles wears heels.

datafags

how is this post from this decade and not like 2012

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“You can’t win them all” yeah well I’d still like to win at least some of them

the-haiku-bot

“You can’t win them all”

yeah well I’d still like to win

at least some of them

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

libraford

There is a photographer in our town that works for a local news feed just for our town (which I'm 90% sure is volunteer run) and I see him sometimes at things. He usually covers the town halls, school board meetings, he was taking photos at Juneteenth last year. Basically he's everywhere and I'm also everywhere, so we cross paths often.

But he also does a thing called 'My Final Photo,' which is just random day to day stuff happening in town that he thinks is cool enough to snap a photo of. Like... ongoing construction of the new buildings, when the crocuses come out, a bird landing on a lamppost. Stuff like that. He's a really talented photographer.

The Final Photo for yesterday was kind of awesome but I don't think he knows how much the caption contributed: