Open Normal Business Hours

26 He/Him Oatmilk is easy to make

[demonius-darkblade]

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

[aflo]

...

[bippus]

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

[sagehole]

we love to applaud performative masculinity

[bippus]

I was a stoic

[necromancelena]

im so fucked im so doomed i dont wanna eat eggs and stuff this sucks

[necromancelena]

oh thank goodness

[gaybichon]

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

lowers you into my tank of piranhas but there are only like 6 of them and they’re fed regularly so nothing happens

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

pulls you out and yells at you for struggling too hard and scaring my fish. they’re sensitive.

[spiralcloudpassage-deactivated2]

things we know:

- there is a dark serpent of malaise and unease that manifests evil in the world

- the serpent wants to eat a grand pearl egg

- the pearl egg cannot be destroyed

- no malice can manifest before the pearl egg

what we need to find out:

- can we reach the pearl egg before the dark serpent

- is sea salt necessary to fry the pearl egg

- will the dark serpent use his thousand blades of hatred attack

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[miiilowo]

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

[trans4trains]

[tatzelwurming]

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

[homo-neandertalensis]

Was made to groove

[tatzelwurming]

my man

[rune-song]

what if I just showed up to the japanese canadian cultural center in toronto on the day of dashcon 2 with a sword. What are they gonna do, stop me? I have a sword.

[dashcon-two]

we also have a sword

[iwanttohavesexwithsupermario]

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[infertilityidol]

the Stanford penis experiment

[nanoraydx]

My son is immunocompromised because I keep sneezing and blowing cigarette smoke in his face and he sucks

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[segamascott]

someone ought to put a bee in his bonnet