You have Lupus

[dogpuppy]

[forkeverz]

[wuhoh]

So much happened in that episode that no one is going to appreciate the fish

You made me giggle, fish voiced by Zach Hadel. Know that you are loved.

[h4nds4ndwich]

This is who you said carried. The entire episode. The whole thing.

@acidicinvaderreborntrio this guy?? Really?? Out of everything

Ok

[bl0ated-corpse]

it’s true tho

[forkeverz]

I'M THE ONE THAT TELLS LIES

[forkeverz]

Haiiii tumbler! :3 I was playing minecraft and saw these really cool terrain generation that I wanted to share :3c

[forkeverz]

[forkeverz]

Tf you mean by "grips luigi"

[forkeverz]

Accidentally looked up Pinterest instead of Tumblr and snorted so hard when i saw this as the first thing that popped up

[stock-tips-india]

[forkeverz]

Oughh i can finally buy hot Doms at a stable price oughhhhh

[simplydm]

Hate when I’m smiling giggling at a video and then an ad plays. suddenly I have to lock in and frown so the ad knows I would never smile for it. Making me look like a fool in front of my beautiful princess (funny video)

[forkeverz]

Whenever an ad is very stupid I start yelling and cursing at it to show how bad the ad is and how I hate it. I will not buy your stupid product ever because your ad is illogical and it’s trying to convince me physiologically in a way I don’t enjoy like how fucking dare you.

[t8oo]

house md log

[bl0ated-corpse]

images past the second one aren’t loading for me but im reblogging this yaoi for @forkeverz

[forkeverz]

What the freak 🥀🥀 this goes against my headcannon on how hilson would work 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

[transhuman-priestess]

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

[transhuman-priestess]

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

[bl0ated-corpse]

@forkeverz fuck you

[forkeverz]

🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

[forkeverz]

Medical ads telling you how exactly how this medicine will kill you brutally, make your balls explode, and create the new plague while showing smiling people making baking soda volcanoes.

Yes, this medication will surely cure my mild cough.

[forkeverz]

like your freaky energy keep it up

:3333333333

[forkeverz]

Sending my stupid chud friend to waterworld lol

[rootkit]

the way he spilled...

[dappercyborg]

The Simpson literally made a joke about this in 1997 this is a settled issue, stop giving power back to straight people

[youn8ss]

calling yourself homophobic slurs is just doing homophobic people’s job for them, you’re proving them right by identifying within it.

[rootkit]

cry about it to some other faggot then please

[rootkit]

they deleted... my impact

[bl0ated-corpse]

@forkeverz how dare you be a homophobe wtf I thought you were better than this

[forkeverz]

@bl0ated-corpse How dare you spread defamatory content online 🥀

[forkeverz]

Genuinely what the fuck is my Pinterest home page recommendations

[forkeverz]

Me: Hey body I’m depressed right now. Is there anything you can do to make me happy right now?

Body: Oughhh I’ll produce more body hair ougghhh.

Me: What the fuck that’s the exact opposite of what I wanted.

Body: Oughhh shur up now you’re also horny gaahhahaha.

Im genuinely confused why the body even grows hair on the chest or arms like doesn’t 1000 years of wearing shirts hint to the body that maybe hair growing there is useless and stupid?

[forkeverz]

They should like, invent more swear and curse words that are directed towards males so I could be degraded more directly.

This would be a revolutionary update for queer flirting. Just imagine the possibilities.

[forkeverz]