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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
ellievsbear
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
Three Goblin Art
Cosmic Funnies
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
titsay
PR's Tumblrdome
RMH
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Kiana Khansmith
oozey mess
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Jules of Nature
Janaina Medeiros
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the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad
Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about
one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.
Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica
This is a World Heritage Post and it's not even 3 years old yet
i have a friend in his 50s who doesn't give a fuck about pokemon so we showed him random ones and the way he responded to them made me feel like i was doing flashcards with a very serious baby
no. he doesn't use emojis. i'm not kidding when i say i have seen him use one once in two years. everyone was shocked.
Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor
SOUND. ON.
soundonsoundonsoundonsoundonsoundon!
Can You Guess Who These Minions Are?
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their names are ass mcdougal dick piece of shit large muscle cock
Just Fuck of..
He works at greggs
A friend of mine wisely pointed out that "-slop" is often a thought terminating suffix. To some people it means unoriginal or uninspired, to others it means a mass-market peoduct, to others it could mean a popular thing I don't like. It is vaguely defined, an can often be a replacement for a more rigorous analysis.
Personally, I feel I shouldn't lean on easy platitudes! It is important to me that I can accurately articulate why I don't like something. We must always investigate what is meant by -slop.
bah. just more introspectionslop
We must consider the implicationslop
i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am
HEADBUTT STRENGTH OF 10,000 SUNS
just kidding. nap strength of 10,000 sleepies
