The Most Immortal

25 | locking in

[iphigeniacomplex]

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

[demilypyro]

it's funny how "press F to pay respects" was such a gigantic meme that it seems to have permanently affected the way we talk online. people use it completely genuinely and unironically. had a bad day? F. died in a videogame? F. I see it constantly in Discord, Twitch and ingame chats. like it's actually being used as common shorthand. when it only gained prominence because of how hilariously stupid this screenshot is

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[yoooyooyoo]

@unofficial-autism-post

[tonsimonsi]

Need some fables AESOP

[wagitfag]

[s-leary]

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

[onlinebeast]

DOWNLOADING MILK …

1% …

2% …

DOWNLOAD COMPLETE .

[newathens]

percy, in shock, calculating: did you and dad—you two…while i was missing?

sally:

estelle sitting in the corner with the entire aquarium she just conjured in their living room: 🐠🐙🦑🐬🦈🐡🦞🐟🐋

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[rickybabyboy]

i bet your scared of my dacula fangs but i can also smacula

[rickybabyboy]

[rickybabyboy]

wrong picture how to delete now

[rickybabyboy]

i dont hold hands. im scary tiger. please delete image.

[rickybabyboy]

help

[pukicho]

I got whatever ADHD is called

[ineedtestosterone2763]

ADHD is called ADHD.

[pukicho]

That’s the one

[iplaycomputer]

nature is beautiful

[lesserjoke]

Today in obscure Doctor Who jokes:

Somebody on Twitter pointed out that the Big Finish companion Hex is canonically from the year 2021, so when he occasionally abbreviates the word "suspicious" to "sus," it's probably an Among Us reference.

The punchline is that this character was actually introduced back in 2004. It was made-up future slang that they happened to get right.

[marlinspirkhall]

“British writer invents time travel and uses it on One Joke”

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[trigonomicon]

I'm experimenting with comic-making.

[dwinkus]

peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!

me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine

peasant visionary: #MyGrain

[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[flareonfloof]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[lessrthanthree]

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.