Unfortunately, peanut cheese

Hi I'm Fort. 30 or 40 fuck you

[gaycop]

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

[nonexistent-triangle]

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

[seventyeight-moose]

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

[nonexistent-triangle]

We have to find it

[wizard0rb]

[owldude]

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[dmdog]

It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble

[ysolt]

if pjackk can return from the dead then maybe there is hope for us all

[ysolt]

[corrucyst]

got bad news.

[ysolt]

[pissvortex]

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

[dailycatsblog]

[cute-catts]

[huffylemon]

[meercrystal]

Mom seal and seal pup :)

(Referenced from pinterest image)

[optical-trapping]

[crystal072619]

Had to share

[godflesh-deactivated20240624]

a little compilation

[ouroborosorder]

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

[ouroborosorder]

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are