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Irina | she/her | German | Wuv Wive Schoow Idow Festivaw

[oneheadtoanother]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

[killuazedykee]

[fossuchi]

sometimes i think about a segment on a childrens education type show called "die badewanne" (the bathtub) that used to air on KIKA either after or before "Wissen macht Ah!" and i get resentful that i cant find any proof of it existing online

as far as i remember the set was dark blue with just a bathtub and a guy with glasses and it would just be the lead in to educational clips about the ocean and fish and stuff

[fossuchi]

Infinity nikki doesn't launch on steam machine...

so annoyiiiiiing

[metfell]

i think that harry styles dies really frequently to like putting forks in outlets n shit, and they gotta use a factory to make more harries. but one day one of the fucked up defective harries escaped and they couldnt catch him in time before he became famous and so they just had to let him do this thing. and thats timothee chalamet

[pipshinwhatever]

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

[zackthelion]

miderbeas....

[segamascott]

🤤🤤🤤

[mintbees]

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

[aro-throughyourchest]

[fossuchi]

Wait I kinda love my new Nikki outfit

[fossuchi]

having lived my whole life in an 8 stories building (thankfully not at the top floors) i feel kinda paranoid about homes with ground floor accesspoints

[icarianarts]

Inventing new dishes

[fossuchi]

my horrible cat actually got calm down pills for whenever i bring her to the vet again

[fossuchi]

i love to use the wrong goodbye words when im literally gonna see a person the next day like

goodbye forever have a nice weekend (on any non friday, or when going to lunch) until one day until [following weekday] (aka tomorrow)

[parkchanwoohoo]

[fossuchi]

everything inside my cat works fine

so her not eating any wet food we offer is just an annoyance instead of worrying

anyway now i've resorted to feeding her like a babybird at a facility

[fossuchi]

✨The Daily Spell✨: a daily word puzzle

Drop letters into place to unscramble today's story. New puzzle and story daily!

hey you should play this game where you puzzle out newspaper headlines from a fantasy world

[carnival-phantasm]

In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

[carnival-phantasm]

X

[we-are-ninja]

@theoutcastrogue

[chibikuroneko13]

cant believe you didnt include the full sentence

[foone]

People always focus on the "lockpicking" part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him