Just a lil' gay nerd

Hi! Zoey, (18+ Agender (any pronouns), American (degrogatory), Bisexual. Lots of fandoms = Lots of fun! Feel free to send me an ask, about anything! Avator from Carrotcake's picrew

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

[girbirty]

this is what i mean when i say i want avengers infighting

[foul-z-fowl]

How the tf did I end up being the plan manager and sole payer for a spotify family plan with my little sister and all her school friends?

post inspired by a message I got asking to swap one teen girl for a different teen girl. High school drama must be intense. Imagine you fall out with your friend and suddenly she's revoked your Spotify premium via her cooler older sister

[meidui]

steve + being there for her | for @lavenderbuckyy 🪻

[foul-z-fowl]

there's an old Tumblr post that will never leave my brain but that I can't find now that goes something along the lines of "you can tell Steve was raised by a single mother because he regularly initiates emotional check-ins with the women in his life" and I think about that a lot

[millinerswings]

I imagine that Scott initially refused a pre-nup. He wanted to shower Kip with money early in their relationship and he would genuinely believe they could never get divorced. But Kip insisted and outright refused to get married without one. So Scott wrote the most generous pre-nup in existence to prove how stupid and unnecessary he thought it was (over his lawyers strenuous objections). Kip argued it was too generous but Scott wouldn't budge and so finally Kip just sighs and signs it.

Two years later they actually get divorced and suddenly Kip is walking away with the penthouse apartment, a holiday house in the Hamptons, and a $28 million stock portfolio (he refused any of the real estate portfolio). Scott is homeless and living out of a hotel room somewhere while Kip goes on a donation drive like a scaled down version of Bezos' ex wife.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Their Child Was Born A Yearner

[hr-rep]

“Ilya is the husband, Shane is the wife!” “No Ilya is the wife and Shane is the husband!” my brother in christ they are both men

[bananaminion678]

what with all the avengers doomsday press happening rn i thought it would be best to bring this back!

cuz actually fuck EW for those pics

[julyettes]

Lorenzo de' Medici and Francesco de Pazzi in Medici 2x08 as My Tears Ricochet - Taylor Swift

[lavenderprose]

Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.

[livmoorez]

Look, I know I was in two minds about all this, but I'm so glad we're doing this now. Like, paying our respects properly. It's only right.

[kcsplace]

Top Gun Silliness

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

As an Ozzy lover, there's always a point in his seasons where he does something very much like a cat escaping the house to go die alone outside away from the den. He decided it was time.

[loveinthetimeofanarchy]

tenured professor of robotics christian hubicki shitting his pants to start the episode and hitting the ground like a sack of bricks to close it. intergenerational survivor player

[incorrect-outlander]

Outlander S02E09, “Je Suis Prest”

[lacheeserie]

i am obsessed with the one-sided hatred charlie has for rizo. charlie has declared rizo his mortal enemy that he will eliminate at all costs. rizo is the first 14 year old survivor player. the vibes here are very entertaining

[aces-and-angels]