>:)

My life is a void filled by shitposting

[jakey-beefed-it]

Whenever I get ravenously hungry, eat something, and then my stomach gets upset, I kinda want to pull out my entire GI tract and slap it around. You. YOU asked for this!!!

[itssjanedoe]

[lakevida]

thats right

[dame-jigglebones]

thats left

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[segamascott]

not me it's get a bag thursday 💯🔥😤

[captain-price-returns]

[pissvortex]

[foulmothranger]

I don’t know who this “Alan” is but i feel like a great treasure awaits the one who can gather all of his keys.

[paperclip6]

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

[dogpuppy]

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[oldwindowsicons]

Windows 10 - POS Barcode Scanner

[dogpuppy]

[rottingtrouble-child]

I saw this video about a doctor who performed an MRI on a 5 year old and discovered she essentially had “brain damage” from excessive iPad use, as the white matter in her brain couldn’t form properly due to an understimulated environment.

Hmm it’s almost like there’s supposed to be adult figures responsible for monitoring her screen time and making sure she develops properly… certainly this isn’t the result of neglect at the hands of her parents…

[rottingtrouble-child]

“This 5 year old is brain damaged by excessive iPad use”

Translation: This 5 year old is developmentally impaired by neglectful parents who used an iPad as a stand-in for social and environmental stimulation / interaction for hours at a time during critical early stages of child development. The iPad is the cop-out.

[rottingtrouble-child]

“Children don’t have the strength to hold pencils anymore because they only use screens.”

Translation: Parents aren’t making the conscious effort to help their children develop necessary skills and letting iPads raise them.

When are people going to realize the iPads and whatnot are the instruments through which the neglect is happening through and not the cause? How the fuck do you let your child have such a severe lack of physical strength in their hands that they can’t hold a pencil properly?

[rottingtrouble-child]

People will see a study suggesting children with higher screen times have poorer or negative developmental outcomes and immediately say it’s the screens causing this, and not the more likely fact that higher screen time = less engagement time with their environment, physical exercise, parents, family, and their peers, all of which are NECESSARY for a healthy upbringing as a social species.

It’s like saying a dog who was kept in a cage all its life and left with atrophied muscles was damaged by the cage, and not by the fact its owners were too lazy to play or walk their dog in order for its muscles to build properly. The cage is the instrument of neglect and the owners are the perpetrators, in the same way parents are the perpetrators and weaponizing screen time as an excuse and painting themselves as helpless bystanders.

[neverniko101]

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

[senatortedcruz]

Really like this photo of my catte. What a chunky little boy!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

did anyone see that woman calling churches to see if they'd let a hypothetical child sex offender come to church and they were like "oh don't worry we see this all the time" ... Wym by that

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I actually hate these people so much "god forgives" when it's a sex crime but don't you dare step out of line when it comes to socially constructed nonsense or we will drive you to suicide