>:)

My life is a void filled by shitposting

[danikriatura]

[segamascott]

[tieflingkisser]

[foulmothranger]

Having your competent co-worker get moved to a separate area is a pain worse than divorce.

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[greycatbird]

Common Loon, Franklin County NY, June 2026

[isthereaduck]

There are no ducks in this post.

[blemgoid]

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

[apatheticfluorescence]

when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[foulmothranger]

Today is 6/9 day and I’ve seen zero fanfare over it. Has our national mood truly fallen so low?

[pissvortex]

NEW POLLING: What would be your preferred sex position with Pomni from “The Amazing Digital Circus?”

Backshots: 18%

Missionary with eye contact: 33%

Unenthusiastic handjob: 39%

Don’t know / No preference: 10%

Rasmussen / May 2026

n=60000

[pissvortex]

Coworker 1: Is he still in the bathroom? it's been like half the shift we need him to start closing

Coworker 2: He's just been sending voice messages to his group chat for the last hour

muffled Tom Hardy bane impression coming from bathroom stall: Is the tip sticky, Batman

[dogpuppy]

[braveburattino]

I've caught a spy my liege

[alma-de-naturaleza]

[shadythetortie]

A HAMMERHEAD????

[gallusrostromegalus]

I attended a campfire presentation by a park ranger who described Osprey as "both the pickiest and least picky eaters of all time."

They're the pickiest because they only eat things they can catch by plunging into at least six feet of water feet-first and are as close to their maximum carrying capacity as possible, to maximize calories-per-trip.

They're the Least Picky because so long as something fits those parameters, Osprey will go for it.

The ranger then showed us an extensive slide show of the local osprey in flight with their catches, which included: trout, carp, snakes, bass, eels, small sharks, ducks, surprisingly large catfish, a nerf football, muskrats, a summer sausage that fell off a boat, sneakers, a fish previously thought to be extinct in the area, a Barbie Doll, and another osprey.

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[pissvortex]