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hi hello!!!! for the love of god hello!!!!!
Staff shadowbanned and then completely nuked my new main blog json-derulo (i’m scared to even tag it now) and then immediately also terminated the backup I created, json-derulo-backup. I’m super bummed, I had months worth of posts queued and scheduled on that blog and I was really enjoying myself there. But I guess I’m back over here now while I wait for the outcome of my @support ticket. ugh
The Buffalo Express, New York, September 29, 1923
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
if I can successfully get my main account reinstated I’m working on an account termination masterpost that will hopefully help anyone else who finds themselves in this situation. In the meantime, my advice is DON’T USE A VPN WHILE ON TUMBLR
something else underrated about good omens I think is that it’s never been about how immortality drains the joy out of everything . it’s been 6000 years and these fools are still drinking and dining and seeing the world and listening to the nightingales and learning to dance and there’s always newness and challenge and joy and idk maybe it’s the mental illness or the crushing weight of the world talking but that’s just really precious to me
girl help the eldritch horrors are organising a pride and prejudice party and making us dance to mirror their forbidden and repressed love. yes there is a michael jackson thriller video reenactment outside trying to get in. no yeah i still want that rare doctor who annual
While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again
it looked like this
THEYRE BRINGING MYSPACE BACK??? AS A PHONE APP?
MySpace watching the rest of social media die:
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
Do Not Do This To Me
if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it
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Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.
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I live for Aziraphale’s energy.
what i watched: armageddon
what i expected: my nemesis and i raise the antichrist together. thanks to our conflicting influences, the child is too good to destroy the world, but not good enough to significantly change it. heaven and hell just accept this as part of the great plan and the world carries on as it always has. by carefully holding each other and humanity at arm’s length, we’ve saved the world.
what i got: my nemesis and i raise the wrong child together thinking he’s the antichrist and the real antichrist is raised by humans. thanks to his human influences, the child is angry enough to want to change the world, but too loving to destroy it. heaven and hell do not accept this, so we all reject them. because we’re carefully holding each other and humanity close, the world has saved us.
That’s a beautiful contrast.
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It's about Crowley bearing witness to Aziraphale's desire, about the way that desire is animal and visceral and enormous and terrifying*. And about how Crowley sees that and wants it. Crowley offers the ox rib and watches Aziraphale eat because eating provides them no sustenance, it's purely for pleasure, sensual, selfish. And Crowley introduces Aziraphale to this, and thousands of years later still takes obvious pleasure in feeding Aziraphale, in watching him eat. In watching Aziraphale's pleasure.
And I think it's significant the things we see Crowley put into his body in s2, and why: six shots of espresso, as something bracing before seeing what it is that made Aziraphale call him in his "something's wrong" tone; whiskey, because he has to give Aziraphale some bad news; wine, because they "might as well get comfortable" during the storm coming down on Job, after Aziraphale learns that Crowley is actually pretty unhappy with Job's suffering; and poison, to dispose of it so Elspeth (or Wee Morag, I've fogotten which is which) doesn't die. Crowley doesn't take Aziraphale's "something that calms you down", only consumes things that not only don't bring him pleasure but are an attempt to prevent pain. Crowley, who introduced Aziraphale to this important physical, sensual, selfish pleasure, denies it to himself. He denies himself the eccles cakes, he denies himself partaking in food, and he denies himself Aziraphale.
And we see throughout the rest of the season other things he's denying himself: the comfort and safety of a home in the bookshop in favor of the mobility and ready-made escape of living in the Bentley, the surety of saying what he really means during the confession. He cannot bring himself to admit what he wants, that he wants. Gabriel and Beelzebub "going off together" is not what he wants. He wants Aziraphale, but he doesn't say that, because he's never, in the years and years and years we've seen this season, let himself want or be seen wanting. "Going off together" is as close as he can get to speaking it. "A group of the two of us" is as close as he can get. So he has to watch as Aziraphale leaves and takes his pleasure in the world with him.
#a want so enormous that if acknowledged would swallow him whole (via @canyousayineffable) yes this exactly
if I can successfully get my main account reinstated I’m working on an account termination masterpost that will hopefully help anyone else who finds themselves in this situation. In the meantime, my advice is DON’T USE A VPN WHILE ON TUMBLR
aziraphale with the funniest career trajectory in history: cherub -> FUCKS UP FIRST ASSIGNMENT SO SO BAD -> DEMOTED TO PRINCIPALITY -> dishonorable discharge -> FAILED EXECUTION -> retirement -> PROMOTED TO SUPREME ARCHANGEL
