Artemis is my favourite drama queen

Love the books, the film can rot

[fowlisfair]

I love when Artemis some annoying ass shit that reminds me he’s just a teenager. Him saying to Arno Blunt ‘if you were me, then I’d be you’ in the Eternity Code. fucking child genius with his playground ass taunts

[fowlisfair]

this is what some people and fan artist think when they hear holly being described as having ‘nut-brown skin’ (artemis fowl, chapter 3) and a ‘coffee complexion’ (the eternity code, chapter 3)

[valhelos]

I've been thinking about LEP uniforms again.

My personal design for the LEPrecon uniforms is a "fake" jumpsuit with trousers and jacket, with an additional vest on top, for combat missions. Wings either attach or are part of the vest. Tool belt, and vambraces that have their wrist computers. (Holly as Captain, Trouble as Major).

The Traffic uniform is brighter than normal LEP uniform for the sake of visibility and the vest has a screen on the front and back as officers on traffic duty are described as "walking road signs". The commander's uniform is blue, but otherwise the same as any other LEPrecon uniform. (Holly as Corporal, Trouble as Commander).

Tool belt includes: Moonbelt, gun holster, buzz baton, handcuffs + additional zipties, pheromone spray (read: pepper spray), ammo, omnitool, first aid kit, camouflage foil. Optionally knife and flashlight.

The uniforms have rank insignia as well as name tags. The ranks in the books are... weird, so far we have: Cadet, Private, Corporal, Sergeant, Lieutenant, Commandant, Captain, Major, Commodore, Wing Commander and Commander (roughly in that order). I've also given different acorn clusters to different ranks; from Private to Commandant one acorn, from Captain to Commodore cluster of two acorns, and for Wing Commander and Commander cluster of three acorns.

[bipolyjack]

holly short

[fortisloid]

writing minerva into the earlier books

[liznfin]

I can’t believe Artemis gets mauled by a gorilla in Time Paradox and it’s the least of his problems.

[sinigangrobot]

Artemis Fowl - Alex Rider Crossover #27

Keep reading

[hop-a-lot]

It's been a pleasure, old friend.

[the-best-url-on-this-site]

Juliet slides a picture of the onceler edited to have one blue one brown eyes in front of Artemis while he's working and he needs to hide in his room for two weeks to recover

[cryingprotection]

Fowl senior texting Artemis

[fowl-fox-deactivated20241111]

Artemis Fowl exactly as Eoin Colfer wrote it but he's always popping open a can of monster energy instead of requesting earl grey tea

[weeinterpreter]

Mulch: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.

Holly: Why not?

Mulch: Because I don't know what they mean.

[troublesome-bog-beast]

I finished rereading the first three books here is my summary

[lamentable-comedy]

holly short and artemis fowl are drift compatible send tweet

[m3tam0rph0s1s]

imagine being a young teen in a boring school for privileged white boys. you're taking a dancing class and there's a kid beside you who's fighting for his life. like seriously, he can't dance at all. your friend cormac laughs and calls him left foot fowl. the next day cormac's entire family has gone bankrupt. nobody says anything about it.

[shheep]

more artemis. ft Holly

[anastaciusarklov]

More things I've found that remind me of Artemis Fowl characters.

Artemis Fowl II

Opal Koboi