evil old man fornicator @foxeatr - Tumblr Blog

hi. I need some ✨ additional funds ✨ for bills this month, so I thought I’d offer commissions for this style of character icon! Full color, no upcharge for details, 50$ USD each via PayPal.

I’ll accept 4 for now! send me a DM if you’re interested :) Tagged with BG3 and FFXIV because these are some of my OCs (and they’re unposted art till now. so hehe)

#ffxiv oc #ffxiv #bg3 tav #baldur’s gate 3 #commissions #artists on tumblr

mynowherenothing

Sympathising with my mother but at the same time

csnycomments

amnhnyc

Behold the pocket-sized western pygmy possum! (Cercartetus concinnus). One of the world’s smallest possums, this species typically weighs just 0.5 oz (14 g)—the size of an AA battery. This dainty marsupial is a nectarivore, meaning that its diet consists primarily of plant nectar. It inhabits treetops in forests throughout parts of Australia, using its long prehensile tail like a fifth limb as it moves from branch to branch.

Photo: gilliank, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

#yupppp

ferrettaur

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

#tumblr never change

georgeromerosanalcavity

91% of adulterers stop before they find the one mistress who will bring back their zest for life. KEEP CHEATING!!!!!!!!

#walter white

quasi-normalcy

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

quasi-normalcy

"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty.

#the person that i immediately think of is one of the most evil people ive ever known in my life

tvrded

giragirameganedan

ive been age regressing this whole time but as a precocious and unexpectedly cultured 12 year old boy with only adult friends so you couldnt tell. im very mature i even drink coffee and read at a college level. i don’t want to play with toys with you i’m listening to freeform jazz

#me

hexedax

Gale “dirty old fujo” Boetticher

#he’s just like me fr

in honor of okami sequel’s announcement, i share with you this ramune bottle i painted with poscas while i was bored at work earlier this year

#okami #okami sequel #foxfood

brilliantpines

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

brilliantpines

is anybody out there

flowers4therapture

bob dylan

flowers4therapture

ok so basically bob dylan is nonbinary

trickstertime

Who tf is bob dylan?

flowers4therapture

they're nonbinary

pitbolshevik

while im on the subject one early moment from breaking bad that pisses me off beyond belief but i rarely see it talked about is when poor hugo gets fired

blossomedsloth

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.