[mxbutchtwink]

*Calls out, "Hey, king. Are you single?" to the vaguely humanoid creature lurking at the base of the stairs*

[vc-allthetime]

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

[gunsandfireandshit]

[everythingfox]

cat fail

(via)

[self-loving-vampire]

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

[octopuscato]

This was physically painful to watch.

[roboco-san]

I think what made the Mythbusters special was this: of course they would always ask, and test, “could the circumstances of the myth produce the described result?” but they ALSO always took the extra step to “under what circumstances, no matter how extreme, could the described result be achieved? ” and it was fucking spectacular every time

[copperbadge]

Remember the time they vaporized a cement truck just because they could

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

Yeah and they weren’t allowed to use that quarry anymore after that episode because the shockwave from the blast shattered windows like 10 miles away. The Mythbusters were batshit insane and 12 yo me absolutely loved it

[ratfuck]

what if I dangled a string in front of your face

[notravian]

[yumr11]

[frootloop311]

The typo just brings it home.

[weltenwellen]

Leigh Bardugo, King of Scars

[slimetony]

The moment the temperature dips below 70 everything changes completely. I can smell again. Colors look nice now. I don’t feel like sleeping all day. I know where nougat comes from.

[the-feeeling-is-mutual]

Hozier reading “Daedalus and Icarus” from The Metamorphoses on his Instagram Live, 3 June 2020

Source

[darkmelodies27]

[the-feeeling-is-mutual]

Hammerstein Ballroom, NY, 23 November 2019

📷 by Christina Laderoute

[stormesandshowers]

New meme format

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

::soft gasp:: background bi colors!

[linn-vicious]

bestest beans

[everythingfox]

Surprise

[verysmartguy]

girls…this loneliness is getting really hard to romanticize

[brendenfraser]

[totallyfubar]

Three dimensional characters for the win.

[littleladyraven-deactivated2014]

“It feels better, right?” is the part that gets me, because it explains everything about Flash ever.

[all-da-fandoms]

hi everyone can hate on amazing spiderman all they want but ndklnfklngsksfkjnsn this is how you write a real person

[traincat]

Flash being the first person to approach Peter with the genuine intention of trying to comfort him after Uncle Ben’s death + the allusions to Flash’s incredibly abusive home life that manifests at school because he’s a kid who doesn’t know how to handle his emotions delivered all in four words = good fucking scene, great fucking understanding of both Peter Parker and Flash Thompson.

[sunfortune]

[radishnt]

i love seeing people make typos to the point of incoherency like yes girl beodmw uriewly undinenletekfi

[everythingfox]

What a gorgeous area

[teruterusky]

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

[teruterusky]

Update:

J.K. Rowling is apparently now filing a defamation lawsuit against someone who made fun of her for saying this, which means its time to spread this like wildfire!