I'll taste the sky and feel alive again

Even with bones like cement and a leaden heart. Level 27 Gold Dragon he/they

[3000s]

can't be like "idk how so many people got on board with this 'robot racism' thing when the point is that they're straight up engaging in their racist fantasies that they just redirected towards robots" because i'm not stupid but it's just so so so ugly. the joke is just "yeah this is how i'd treat people of color if i could but i feel like i can't get away with that anymore so here's my list of robot slurs based on actual racial slurs"

[3000s]

"this is what i'd do if i had an acceptable target right now"

[7777777awawawa7777777]

you have been found guilty of faking a personality disorder for online clout now before we send in the venomous and homophobic snakes would you like your final bong hit to be alaskan thunderfuck or white yoda

[eeveestarstudios-blog]

Why are the snakes homophobic

[7777777awawawa7777777]

cant afford woke snakes

[divorcedcastiel]

local swagless white boy busts it down demurely. absolutely no sauce whatsoever

[dandyshorts]

[what-would-sappho-do-deactivate]

reblog if your gender is "It's not that simple"

[herpsandbirds]

[making-you-in-spore]

for pride month i will be going on a journey to teach myself to make better and better spores. i will come back as the second stage of my evolution line

[making-you-in-spore]

i can't let them know i'm a colony of Marasmius haematocephalus living in the amazon rainforest

[alleesaur]

shoutouts to one of my fav kitsune designs ever (ninetails okami)

[catgirl-kaiju]

my extremely powerful long chip (utahraptor toe claw for reference)

[catgirl-kaiju]

to show how big my chip is 🙄

[tri-punisher]

hi. did you know australia has a fairywren species called the superb fairywren

and another species called the splendid fairywren

...and one called the lovely fairywren

[naamahdarling]

They just named these by showing pictures to some elderly woman and noting down her first delighted exclamation.

[roboco-san]

when u get anxiety medication for the first time

[vetchtibbles]

my silly little jester costume for the play I’m in is so fire you all wish you were me

[vetchtibbles]

no one has ever jingle jangled like I’m jingle jangling now

[vetchtibbles]

post cancelled they de-belled my costume for sound design reasons

[teaboot]

Neutered

[soap-is-an-artist]

[fleabagknox-deactivated20260331]

me when. I’m in. The shower.

[gallant-char]

look sometimes space colonies just do that. not my fault

[nic0las-uncaged]

i could blog better than this but i won't

[wlfb0ygrl]

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

[madjazzed]

months? try YEARS

[fidelcostco]

[scuddlez]