colt

the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[foxgraceseavers]

Sol 1 // Intro

Colt! He / They

Asks are ALWAYS open and I answer all of them!!

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My wife!

@qiyuxx

Fandoms!

Five Nights at Freddy's . Supernatural . Dungeons and Dragons . Heathers . The Stanley Parable . Slimecicle . Top Gun . Will Wood . Life of Luxury . Detroit: Become Human . Marvel . Arcane . Mouthwashing . Sam and Colby . Epic: The Musical . Brooklyn Nine-Nine . Project Hail Mary . The Martian . Palm Springs . The Lonely Island . Tron . Beastie Boys . House M.D . Dead Poets Society . Married To It . My Best Friend is a Vampire . Back To The Future . Panic! At The Disco . Barbie . My Chemical Romance . Fall Out Boy . The Fall Guy . Drive . The Nice Guys . The Gray Man .

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[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

there’s more

[snenby-with-two-daggers]

[0palite]

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

[augustdementhe]

SIGH

[i-restuff]

here’s another one

[daeva-agas]

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

[elamikaaa]

how does this get even worse

[moontideempress]

I think about once in a while…

[chamomiletea-baggins]

We have another one…

[notemily]

[zenon-karr]

This is the internet now tho 😭💀

[sigridlaufeyson]

@lifeistooshorttowasteyourtime @marril96 @latent-thoughts @suometar

😂😂😂

[latent-thoughts]

Omg so many additions since I last saw this post! 😂😂😂

[rosalysaoirse]

It’s funny but incredibly telling how entitled/ignorant/insensitive some of these people are… idk if it’s an education gap or purposeful ignorance.

[mastreworld]

The really bewildering thing to me is that I remember when you needed to get up and pull a dictionary off the shelf, or visit a library to look up the facts you needed. Now people have all kinds of information literally at their fingertips and they can’t be bothered to use it.

[wolfpawn]

Oh dear gods, it’s gotten worse

[fierceawakening]

When you know politics but no facts

[anarchistmemedistro]

don’t take people too seriously on the internet

[captaindibbzy]

This hits different when combined with that “Americans don’t learn other countries exist till they’re in 5th Grade” post from the other day.

[dzamie]

Demily recently got another one lads

Also, I love that, in the sign language one, it seems like the last image might’ve been a gif of “fuck you,” screenshot at the perfect time to let you know they were about to sign “fuck you”

[rickhunolt-deactivated20260329]

As a romanian person I gotta add this one too

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is my favourite post on this website

I have literally had people tell me that I’m a gross appropriator for learning sign language while not deaf.

I sometimes cannot speak, but leaving that aside, what the FUCK lol

[ohnoitstbskyen]

I still remember the guy who got mad at me because I spoke about the cultural role of the Norse gods in my life and my culture and insisted that I should be “proud of my Christian heritage instead” and quite simply would not believe me when I told him I was from Scandinavia because “that doesn’t exist anymore.”

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

someone please edit that map of europe with the spain void to also have a void for the whole of scandinavia

[dduane]

Every now and then I just have to reblog this.

(while particularly loving: “Gender of the Day: Wales”)

(also “Port O’Rico”)

[byebiscus]

(Yes, this Mei person appeared earlier in this post, where someone said they weren’t Asian, but “mostly Muslim, probably somewhere near Syria”)

[marshmallow-dust]

this is rediculously funny and unbearably painful at the same time

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[cloudabserk]

i want to abuse my government expense account to buy grace candy

[foxgraceseavers]

dear old ladies of the southeast usa. i don't care how cute a dog is in a car Stop trying to talk to it through the window. especially if a dog is clearly distressed because you are there. i was just sitting in my car in the walmart parking lot with my dogs waiting for someone to return and one of my dogs started barking at this lady at the window across from me and the only way to calm down that dog is to hold her. i tried grabbing her but she was too far away so it looked like i was trying to hit her. the lady through the window was waving her hands and mouthing "nooo!!!" LADY SHUT THE HELL UP. GET IN YOUR CAR AND MIND YOUR BUSINESS BEFORE I OPEN THIS DOOR IN UR FACE

[foxgraceseavers]

i have not properly exercised or drank water in the past three years. i have not had the time or the money to go to the gym. and i absolutely hate the taste of water. the other day, i ran about the full length of a beach at full speed. Why the fuck did i do that oh my gooodness my calves huet so bad

[emfrots]

2005 was almost 10 years ago. put your fingwrs in your ass

[foxgraceseavers]

monopoly but everyone is a nonconformist and the board is upside down and we go right and everyone brought their own pieces and itsounds really fun in theory but nobody actually thought through the playing part so it kinda just looks like clue but if it were played.through the dead guys eyes

[foxgraceseavers]

what the fuck

[foxgraceseavers]

monopoly but everyone is a nonconformist and the board is upside down and we go right and everyone brought their own pieces and itsounds really fun in theory but nobody actually thought through the playing part so it kinda just looks like clue but if it were played.through the dead guys eyes

[foxgraceseavers]

hekllo i am colt and i am tired and my ballsitch can someonr scratch them 4 me thankks! also there is a bug. In my room and Im scared of it ive jever seen it before. And it looks like it stings. I dont want an Undisclosed Unknown Stinger in me. Can someone also kill it. Thanks love u guys have this gif that reminfs me of the petrova line ↓

[foxgraceseavers]

update do not kill it it is harmless and it eats cockroach eggs. I do not like cockroaches. I've named it francis/franky. Thanks

[foxgraceseavers]

I also don't know where it went. I lost franky. Its okay hes probably eating eggs

[foxgraceseavers]

hekllo i am colt and i am tired and my ballsitch can someonr scratch them 4 me thankks! also there is a bug. In my room and Im scared of it ive jever seen it before. And it looks like it stings. I dont want an Undisclosed Unknown Stinger in me. Can someone also kill it. Thanks love u guys have this gif that reminfs me of the petrova line ↓

[foxgraceseavers]

update do not kill it it is harmless and it eats cockroach eggs. I do not like cockroaches. I've named it francis/franky. Thanks

[foxgraceseavers]

pre-movie ryland grace consensus in the fandom was he was most like a wet cat but i am absolutely loving the fox stuff👀 more of that please! thanks i live for this

[foxgraceseavers]

the reason i never post anything of my own is because i never have original thoughts. everything i say is like a bunch of phrases from magazines taped together in a journal except theyre all just tumblr posts mixed with some bs i got from my friends

[foxgraceseavers]

"Couldn't find that. Please, don't be mad. Please" oh okay. got it. on your knees, then.?

[foxgraceseavers]

i'm so fucking serious i'm going to fuckjing strangle you you fucking cocksucker.

hey Michael whats up man

[foxgraceseavers]

Are you a faggot

Yeah. Are you

[foxgraceseavers]

hekllo i am colt and i am tired and my ballsitch can someonr scratch them 4 me thankks! also there is a bug. In my room and Im scared of it ive jever seen it before. And it looks like it stings. I dont want an Undisclosed Unknown Stinger in me. Can someone also kill it. Thanks love u guys have this gif that reminfs me of the petrova line ↓