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Fox |28| he/they/she/really anything it doesn't matter! | fan-artist (of what is nothing specific) | Ko-fi link's down for a bit!

[ezraroach]

There’s only two genres of dogs in medieval paintings and they look like this

[ymutate]

Anastasia Samoylova , Gator (Florida, 2017) , from the series 'FloodZone'

[goodnightwindy]

4 days until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

3 days until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

1 day until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

happy wet rat wednesday

[gulyas069]

This is incredible

[godstiel]

idk why groceries cost money like girl i need them

[world-enough-and-timerogue]

Have you heard of an epic PoggeChamp gamer named Karl “swag” Marx

[godstiel]

no. Have you heard of destiel

[scarysigns]

[pancakeke]

animators fuck me up. if you asked me to draw something it would take every ounce of my life to complete this task. if you then asked me to draw it again a little to the left I would die

[nflstreet]

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

[unclefather]

i dont see what they're talking about

[lllostgirlll]

As a child were you the “I’m an alien and I don’t understand human things” neurodivergent or the “I’m not supposed to be here I’m actually supposed to get whisked away to another world where I’m the chosen one” neurodivergent

[lizardsister]

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

[brucebocchi]

not gonna fuckin say it again

[brucebocchi]

i don’t remember posting this but to this day i have not said it again so mission accomplished i guess

[roguemortal]

Stagnant is a really terrible word choice, marinades are about flavor and if sufficiently acidic can penetrate and tenderize about a quarter inch into the meat, while brines use salt to make meat tender and juicy all the way through but impart relatively little flavor other than risk of over salting.

You want to avoid brining and marinating at the same time, but brining first, then marinating can make for some exquisite cooking. Also don’t switch the order, brining second will steal the marinade flavors, and for thinner cuts a marinade might be all you need anyway.

[macabremommy]

I’m relieved this post has some good replies rejecting this brine propoganda.

[amazoogle]

airport security's been ramped up

[amazoogle]

it gives you a special type of boarding pass and you have to sit in the terrorist section of the plane

[prideknights]

Moms for Liberty cry when ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill gets turned against heterosexual parents

The American conservative “advocates for parental rights in schools” known as Moms for Liberty have been busy working on making sure your children are protected from things like critical race theory (CRT), and any talk about gender identities (and...

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

tears in my eyes

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i just sat down on the toilet so hard it shook the floor and i just heard a quiet “god damn” outside the bathroom door

[trans]

Are u live-blogging this on the John???

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

im scared and alone in here man

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[emma-d-klutz]