So Iâm currently enslaved employed by a cable company, and I can offer a few pointers:
Find a copy of the customer agreement online. Read it. Have the âbig cats in boxesâ YouTube video on standby so that you can renew your will to live periodically while reading it.
Focus on the sections about cancellation
Examine any terms regarding early termination fees, notice required, proration of the time between cancellation and the end of the billing period, and equipment return policies.
Send a letter requesting cancellation to your carrier via certified mail. Include the date you wish for it to be cancelled. If you are not the account holder but have power of attorney, or the account holder has died and you are managing their estate, send copies of the relevant documentation with the letter.Â
The day after, when it isnât cancelled, call back. Ask for âretentionâ or âloyaltyâ and when asked why, state that you wish to cancel.Â
Theyâll ask you why you want to cancel. Say âI donât want to discuss it, I just want to cancel my service.â (note: there are times when it pays to disclose your reasons; my company will waive all early termination fees and penalties if the account holder is being entering military deployment or a nursing home. Check their policies.)
Theyâll offer something nice. Bundles, discounts, free channels, etc. Say âas nice as that sounds, and as much as I appreciate the offer, I just need to cancel my service.â
When they deflect again, ask how to return any leased equipment. Theyâll launch into another spiel about that, thankful that you arenât making them process the cancellation. Write down the process â theyâll either tell you to bring the equipment to a local office, or theyâll state that they are sending recovery kits. If itâs the latter, ask for the address that the recovery kits return to and write it down (you want to use the recovery kit if you get one, since itâs prepaid, but if they arenât sent youâll want to be able to return the equipment yourself.)Â
After all of this has transpired, state âAs I stated in the letter sent via certified mail on [date], I am ending our contractual relationship and terminating this subscription. Has my cancellation order been processed?â
If the cancellation order has not been processed, tell them to process it. Listen to their spiel. Ask for the date that it will be terminated.
Hang up, wait thirty minutes. Call back, ask if your account is pending cancellation or not. If not, ask to be transferred to retention and ask for a supervisor. Demand that your cancellation be processed and advise them that a complaint will be filed with the FCC if it is not.Â
If more than an hour has been spent on the phone, file a complaint at FCC.gov. Forcing a customer to continue a service outside of the terms stipulated by the contract is illegal and the FCC hates it.Â
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