Nosey Little Fucker Arent You?

🦊, 29, US, they/them, Not Straight, poly. Age in your bio or you are blocked, 18+. I have 2 braincells and both of them are dead. Send an ask, DM, or nude (if you can be civil). Ask for Twitter/bsky. I ramble and rant in the tags, frequently NSFW.

[foxywoxxy]

New dog who dis

[rinnegami]

[timeoutchair]

am i the cutest pervert in ur phone

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[puppygirllaika]

a single, solitary, earth-shattering note thunders across the battlefield like a tsunami.

[ludmithjacques]

@azariussummers

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[slutdge]

"make an account to-"

[kushblazer666]

[randomavatarfan]

ah yes, the four genders

👦👧🧑🕴

[rydengg]

nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟

[angerydome]

This is a completely non partisan post btw.

[solo-wing-alex]

[dunkstein]

Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

[dunkstein]

You specifically understand

[ozth]

[chillyfeetsteak]

this is what i mean when i type 👀 btw

[the-big-mood]

[appendingfic]

presumably you are dining with the rat who cooked all that

[felcemartello]

If you have a pretty penis

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

[ghost-opal]

Tech companies have discovered a new anti-pattern recently and its called violating your muscle memory by putting links to shitty features nobody likes where the most commonly used button used to be

[ghost-opal]

I call the kinds of UX designers who do this "tech pests"

[papayajuan2019]

every time someone follows me with a male k pop idol pfp i think of this

[kingcriccket]

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

[rainyydoves]

[pathetic-gamer]

sent this post to my spouse

[my-dailydreams]