Not Really Tho

Faebelle, she/her, 23 This like my 14th tumblr acc cuz high school me had a bad habit of panic deleting so if you knew me before hey. Feel free to message me if you're lookin for a new pal! Header Photo by eberhard 🖐 grossgasteiger on Unsplash

[felipeiv]

[ace-trainer-alice]

there's a really fun balance when you know someone has a crush on you where you can tease them for having a crush on you without letting them know you know they have a crush on you. this only works because people who have crushes will analyze everything you say but not very well. anyway, i love playing with my food.

[ace-trainer-alice]

Gosh, that's so perfect. Your friend is actually the only one who is engaging with this post correctly. Supersedes my original intent, even. Sorry, I bow to her wisdom here. Tell your friend I hope she's having fun!

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[recordstore]

i don’t understand how anything works i just walk through life terrified

[anxeious]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[loveridden1999]

hit it like. get it hot. make a bitch. it's a fem- hit it like. get it hot. make a bitch. it's a- UM CAN YOU PLAY A SONG WITH A FUCKING BEATT

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[hazyinmyhead]

sometimes i’ll be scrolling on here and almost reblog what a mutual reblogged from me like so true bestie

[egberts]

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

[theauthoryperson]

and here you are

[fairycosmos]

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[brenshor]

Clark: Could you come help the justice gang?

Kara: Woof I wish I could, but I don't want to.

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[spacemancharisma]

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

[toscrollperchancetomeme]

[phantomrose96]

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.