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domesticated, still a little feral ♂️| 23 | 🇸🇬 trans & pan, he/him, adhd, mdd, bpd, cptsd, fibromyalgia, chinese, entp, 4w5 i don’t tw

[horrorlesbians]

after you read the poem “the woman dies” a lot of media makes you mad

[horrorlesbians]

Excerpts from The Woman Dies by Aoko Matsuda

[myfairynuffstuff]

Erika Toliusis (b.1969) - Pacific Angel. 2022. Oil with palette knife on canvas.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

characters whose sexuality is "i'm under way too much stress to figure that shit out rn"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

character whose gender is "im probably nonbinary but im on a quest so idrc about that rn"

[jasmineiros]

[shitswiftiessay]

also, its sister tweet:

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

How could you forget:

[galacticism]

[slushi-chan]

Had to add this gem

[therobotmonster]

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

[prenbyw]

Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.

[hinako-supremacy]

op i love your fish so much i made it a png

they are now a school of fish

[teaboot]

Posts that prove that despite about 300 thousand years of technological development, humanity at its core hasn't really changed all that much

[enigmasalad]

Waterboy: *as the DM*-and s-so here you a-are. Scurgella…Melodica…h-hands in your b-beloved’s hands. The ti-tiefling barbarian tribe is o-on one side while th-the fairy bards a-are on the other. Mixed I-in with the sp-spectators is your party.

Waterboy: T-The fae minister sm-smiles at you both a-as you stand there, her enchanted b-book open.

Z Team: *VERY invested*

Waterboy: she says-

Waterboy: *speaks in a British accent* Here y-you stand be-before the fae tr-tree, one on one. You w-wish to int-intertwine your souls b-by marriage.

Waterboy: *back to normal* the tree glows beh-be-behind you both, se-seeming to give its approval.

Waterboy: *back to that British accent and turns to Malevola* Scurgella the Spinecrusher, born of th-the Sp-Spinecrusher tribe…d-do swear to ta-take Melodica M-Mystique as your w-wife?

Malevola: I swear.

Waterboy:*still accented and turns to Prism* And y-you Melodica o-of the Gl-Glamour Fairy C-Circle, do y-you swear to take Scur-Scurgella as your w-wife?

Prism: *grins* I swear.

Coupé: *hands pressed in a prayer 🙏🏾against her lips*

Mandy: *shares some popcorn with Visi*

Golem: *sniffles*

Waterboy: *still accented* Then b-by the powers o-of the fae and th-this tree..I-

Waterboy: -Urk!

Sonar: Huh??

Waterboy: *back to normal* You s-see her eyes w-widen before she c-collapses..on th-the ground. There’s a glowing kn-knife in her back. And be-behind her…

Waterboy: I-Is Jolly.

Flambae :*irritated* NO! NO!!

Prism: *upset* HERMAN!!!

Visi: Herman don’t FUCKING do this!!

Waterboy: I-I need-

Punch Up: They’ve been waiting this whole campaign to get married Herman!

Flambae: FUCK YOU!

Waterboy: I-I need everyone b-but Prism and Ma-Malevola to roll. Y-Your goal is 13 o-or higher.

Coupé: *annoyed* I’m following you home tonight Herman.

Waterboy: P-Please don’t.

*everyone rolls*

Waterboy: G-Going down the line. I-If you roll 13 or a-above it’s a miss. Lower is a-a hit.

Sonar: *sights* Hit.

Golem: Hit.

Mandy: Miss.

Visi: *groans* hit.

Flambae: Miss.

Punch Up: *huffs* hit.

Coupé: Miss.

Robert: Miss.

Phenomaman: I was hit.

Waterboy: O-Okay.

Waterboy: Y-You notice a f-fog rolling in and th-the world seems t-to get darker.

Waterboy: Jolly laughs a-at you a-all and uh..he seems joyous.

Waterboy: *impish voice* Y-You fools!! You le-led me to th-the fae tree!

Waterboy: *impish voice* N-Now I can ha-harness the fae ma-magic!

Visi: We killed you! How are you here fucker?!

Waterboy: *impish voice* I-I made a w-wish that the n-next time I-I die I come back f-fucker!

Robert: *can’t help but snicker a little*

Waterboy: *back to normal* you s-see some of the w-wedding guests..aren’t wedding gue-guests at all. Their d-disguise s-selves spells erode a-away.

Waterboy: The-They’re cultists.

Malevola: Jolly has a fucking cult now?!

Sonar: No way!

Flambae: Who the fuck let him have a cult?!

Coupé: Herman did.

Golem: The cult of Jolly.

Phenomaman: It does..not sound very joyous.

Waterboy: Those wh-who got hit..you all notice y-you can’t move. You all a-are paralyzed.

Sonar: Hermannnn…*head in hands*

Waterboy: You cannot h-help in this fight.

Mandy: Geezus Herman. Our healer isn’t with us.

Waterboy: Y-Yeah that kinda s-sucks.

Waterboy: A-Anyways roll f-for initiative those wh-who missed.

Robert: Great. We’re all going to die.

Prism: I swear if Melodica doesn’t get married by the end of this session I’ll kick your ass Herm. I’ve waited too long!

Malevola: I second that.

Waterboy: P-Please don’t.

[writing-prompt-s]

A strange alien doctor stands near the unconscious body of Padme Amidala. “It appears she has lost the will to live.” A older man with a limp hobbles closer with the aid of a cane. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” says Dr. Gregory House.

[gwenthebard]

-Keeps Padme on life support despite DNR, somehow this ends in him getting punched by Obi-Wan

-Immediately starts putting her on every treatment known to man

-Walks over to Wilson’s office, which is the only part of the entire ship that just looks the same as it does in the show

-Homoerotically complains about how stupid Jedi are, then makes a bet with Wilson on whether Obi Wan is gay or the father of Padme’s twins (Wilson wants House to believe people can be faithful)

-Padme almost dies again. Turns out the treatment’s not working

-“if the dark side nearly killed her, maybe it can save her”

-House uses force lightning to restart Padme’s heart

-Gets brought into Cuddy’s office and told off for using an experimental treatment, and the power of the dark side, in her hospital

-House is taken off the case and foreman is put in charge of the case

-Padme is unexpectedly doing better, but Cuddy refuses to tell House or else he’ll be using the dark side to save all his patients

-House watches on as Wilson tries seducing a relieved Obi Wan while he paces in the lobby. Doesn’t seem to work

-House interrogates Obi Wan about his relationship with Padme, insinuates it’s Obi Wans Fault. Gets in a struggle and once theyre seperated it’s revealed he ripped out some beard hair

-Padme is getting released from the hospital but crashes again with obvious signs of infection. Everyone blames the dark side of the force

-is put in intensive care again, everyone thinks she’s going to die, House is brooding.

-House meets Bail Organa and talks to him, Bail mentions how he was so worried about her the last time she was in a hospital, and this seems much more hopeless

-“what time she was in the hospital?”

-House marches in as they’re about to pull the plug, rolling Padme’s unconcious body over to point at dark spot on the back of her neck

-Foreman looks disapointed, “it’s a bruise house, her husband nearly snapped her neck.”

-“Our princess’ boyfriend here failed to mentioned she was scratched by a Nexu on Genosis years ago. Nexu claws are known as a vicious poison.”

-“it would have killed her years ago”

-“unless a small chunk of claw stuck in her back, working into the muscles near the nape of her neck for years. The little prince of Darkness chokes her, pressure and muscles spasming lets it work into a blood vessel. It’s why the force lightning only was a bandaid, it vaporized what was in her bloodstream but broke up the rest of the claw and let it enter in her bloodstream. Start her on dialysis, she’ll be fine by tomorrow afternoon.”

-Next day Padme’s wheeled out of the hospital with her two children, bittersweetness. House watches from balcony before going back to his office

-Wilson enters with his shirt unbuttoned and a few bruises on his neck, declaring, “the Jedi is gay. I win.”

-House holds up a paternity test, “he’s bisexual, it’s a draw”

[chicago-geniza]

@exteenpopstar

[theothin]

#love the implication that house is force sensitive and decided to become a dark side user for medical malpractice reasons (via @gravity-loves-me)

[sh-arlo-artz]

Might I introduce you to Mr. Sire… Mr. Clod-Sire.

(Thank you @gamerbeta for the idea/inspo)

(I have dog handwriting)

Corbeau: this certainly doesn’t look like the ¥25,000,000 I sent you to collect.

I hope—for your own sake—you have a good excuse for this.

Grunt: yes boss! Of course! They didn’t have the money, but said that this pokemon from Paldea is worth much more than their debt.

Besides—if sort of reminded me of… you.

(He’s shiny ✨)

[sh-arlo-artz]

Please accept this Corbeau doodle 🤲

[candiedcuspids]

warmup that got way outta hand

[candiedcuspids]

team flare eye theory takes a chomp off my cranium at least thrice a week

song - cain by buck-tick

[warden-melli]

“Don’t talk to me or my son ever again…” vs. “You can talk to me and my son whenever you like!”

[twilightofthesandwiches]

[yutaan]

Papercraft commission of Corbeau from Pokémon Legends: Z-A! I really enjoyed all the poison-esque details of his design on his lapels, glasses and coat lining, so I tried to make them stand out with shimmery holographic paper. The marbled magenta paper on the inner lining of his coat, in particular, is a longtime favorite of mine, but I rarely get the chance to use it, so I was excited that it suited Corbeau so well!

[eryen-art]

Love him 💘💜

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[teaboot]

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products