Daughter of Air and Fire

I'm a tiny gay Italian girl who lives in Scotland. I don't think I'll ever be able to express how much I love cats.

[roboco-san]

I, for one, welcome our new lesbian overlords

[dragonlikecats-deactivated20181]

How I imagine Americans to make food.

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

I’m an American and I can confirm this is indeed how we make food

[celtic-tactical]

I prefer 1911s for soups and broths. Give it a more vibrant flavor.

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

Some people seem to think this isn’t a real thing.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Ahhh, glockamole. My favorite.

[3cute-blog1]

i just got a 105 min ad?? on youtube??

[3cute-blog1]

????????

[3cute-blog1]

ITS THE ENTIRE FUCKING LEGO MOVIE

[spoookyscary]

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

[lindeloffspring]

what did i just read

[harokissmile]

Irish women are strong as fuck

[lord-kitschener]

“I lived, bitch” irl

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Shirts are crazy, your body goes in 1 hole and out 3

[yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettt420]

excuse me

[kumagawa]

HOW ANIMES BE WHEN SOMEONE DIES

[latewithstarbutts]

you need to hear this to truly experience it.

[sluttyhozier]

abba: super trouper beams are gonna blind me but I won’t feel blue, like I always do, cause somewhere in the crowd there’s you

me, in bed at 3am crying and eating chips:

[meangirlnurse]

i am all about companies on Amazon that use a single picture to advertise their products and just use photoshop to change the picture so it matches the product

[meangirlnurse]

welcome to my fucking living room

[empire420]

Banana for scale

[tiddywrangler420-deactivated201]

Possession of marajuana? officer, that’s … a couch ,…

[thatisjacob]

Telekinetic battle

[orbem]

he‘s losing

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.

You stare up at them.

They blink.

[kainoliero]

You blink back. It’s only polite to return the greeting of the Big Night Cat.

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I meant for this to be all spooky and ominous, but fuck it, this is way better. I love the Big Night Cat. She is beautiful. I support her.

[hollowsolaris]

Big Night Cat watches over the Earth <3

[sarahhbe]

Oh my, look through the reblogs and see all the art! This was one of my favorites!

[egregiousderp]

Slow blinking cat means she loves you.

This is good.

You love Big Night Cat too.

[nuka-rockit]

remember kids: rats are the capri sun of the vampire world

[dontbeanassbutt]

hi what the FUCK does this mean

[over-sleep]

[starwarsgraphictee]

This fucked me up.

[ssylas]

That, my friends, is a portal.

[ampervadasz]

[soshesawildflowerxo-deactivated]

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

[blackamydunne1-deactivated20170]

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

keira knightly doesn’t have to come out like! we saw her jaw and understood

[met-egyptian-art]

Two finger amulet, Egyptian Art

Purchase, Fletcher Fund and The Guide Foundation Inc. Gift, 1966 Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY Medium: Glass, black-blue

[roseseafoam]