ayeevie ♥

previously orphic-bitch rad but hella sad

[thecommonchick]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

I stared at this for a long while and looked at the notes before I realized he had Photoshopped himself as his own date. Which is a relief because at first I thought he was dating a twin or someone who looked freakishly like him.

[swedneck-blog]

“oh he’s gay alright”

“wait a fucking minute”

[haniko-x-two]

Stories

[56blogsstillcrazy]

why chloe moretz eating spaghetti from wooden boxes?why everyone lookin in the camera??WHY SOME DUDE SUCKIN DICK???

[chvrlieherbs-deactivated2022021]

Why is her date using chop sticks

[justcariii]

Wtf is this lmao

[zendayasauntiewig-blog]

we’ve been having a full on debate about this picture at work and I’m so tired

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

im like 90% certain the dude sucking dick is from a different picture so who put him there

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

???????

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

The funny thing is, those two are photoshopped into THAT picture as well

[stebbyfrenchguy]

where are they from send them home

[lostintroylerland]

Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals. We would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too.

Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

[nothingbutmeme]

Pornhub comments are our only hope

[hi-im-kairi]

better than youtube

[officialyasen]

#it’s because everyone is in the post nut state of mind

[kiszkamoon]

so today i found out that i’m allowed to carry a knife with me to school as long as it’s smaller than 3 ½ inches but i still can’t show my shoulders and if thats not a perfect description of american schooling idk what is

[lucasnoahs]

COVER YOUR SHOULDERS WITH KNIVES

[teacrumps-blog]

Shoulder blades.

[peroxical]

hey mobile users look at these SICK emojis 🚀✈️🌚🐳🚙👳😺💥💩👽🏃💃 computer users FUCK u

[cherubiks]

[owlmylove]

everyone deserves to know someone who makes them go “!!!!!!!!!!!!” inside

[touchstarvedbitch]

disney princess quizzes be like

what do you like to do in your spare time?

- eat apples - go swimming - sleep - brush your really long hair - freeze shit - save china

[happiest]

you’re cute what is your face html 

[best-of-memes]

[tupacabra]

introductory paragraph of my essay:

[meladoodle]

my friend was trying to tell me that i was too good for the guy i like. he’s gay and he was like ‘MELANIE, I’D FUCK YOU BEFORE I’D FUCK HIM’

[nikkipher]

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

[ihateromanpolanski-blog]

[tour guide voice] and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything

[bullied]

7th grade breaks ups be like:

[theists-deactivated20170714]

do you ever look back and realize your selfie game has improved 500%