THIS INJURY DID NOT HAPPEN DURING A SHOW! The Green Monster thought it would be a great idea to wrestle with the big dog – and this happened. Thankfully, there was not a gig lined up. BUT – what if we suddenly get a call to do a TV APPEARANCE? Can we really have him show up to throw knives with this big cut on his face? What would people say?! Arg!!
LOOK FOLKS! Your face is the money! You cannot let anything happen to it – even during your off-stage time! IT WILL COST YOU MONEY!!!!!!!!!
Note to go with the picture of the Green Monster (above): THIS INJURY DID NOT HAPPEN DURING A SHOW! The Green Monster thought it would be a great idea to wrestle with the big dog – and this happened. Thankfully, there was not a gig lined up. BUT – what if we suddenly get a call to do a TV APPEARANCE? Can we really have him show up to throw knives with this big cut on his face? What would people say?! Arg!!
ScarFace MacGunn here. This happened during Halloween season – concrete block smashed on me while I was laying on the bed of nails had a piece go awry – despite ALL our safety precautions. It happens, folks…
I realize that every time I say something like, “do not make yourself less attractive by letting yourself be injured in the noggin,” or something similar there are plenty of folks who consider themselves performers saying something along the lines of, “don’t tell me how to live my life, Reverend Tommy Gunn!” To which I say – shut your pie hole!
Listen (or read… whatever you want to call it).
This blog is not about “art,” as such (I mean… it is… but, you know…), but I know there are plenty of folks in sideshow whose thoughts are along the lines of, “the beauty in sideshow is in being different. being outside the norm.” And, thusly, the huge amounts of tattoos, piercings, and all that kind of thing. The weird hair – weird is relative, though… I just mean when I say that sort of outside the norm of natural hair colors and no shaving/difficult cuts. All that is pretty mainstream these days.
THIS IS WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY – things like tattoos, piercings, and hair stylings are all choices. It is a choice you make and you go with. What I am talking about in this particular blog entry are accidents and injuries specifically. Some avoidable. Some not.
And what I am saying, too, is that you need to take care of yourself as a performer. Performing is something that you have to be there and on deck to do! If you are sick or injured and cannot do a performance, then guess what? You do not get paid! And you want to get paid, right? And keep getting paid in the future? It is possible that missing a single gig may have no affect on your future – or it might affect everything.
When my primary work was commercials and shyte and once had a call for a leg modeling thing – with good reason, I have nice legs. Hairy in a masculine, but not gross way – nicely muscled, but not too muscly… Anyway, the problem was that I had a motorcycle wreck the previous week, so my legs had plenty of road rash on them (tore right through my jeans… ug!). Obviously, I did not get the gig – and that agent never called me again for anything else! Because I could not do the one event, how could that agent trust me in the future.
While to someone not in the business may see this treatment as unfair – along the lines of, “What?! That was just one time!” consider changing your perspective to look at it from a different viewpoint.
The viewpoint that you only really get once chance to impress someone. Someone who wants to pay you. Even if it is someone you have done something good for before – you are only as good as the last thing you have presented to them.
You are only as good as your last show.
You can read some (useless, in my opinion) advice about this common trope here – but instead of looking at it negatively, consider the truth in this example: if you are a waiter, the people you are currently serving do not give a shyte about the previous tables you served, the awards you have won, or what you are going through. They only care about your service to them in that moment. And with good reason! It directly affects them. Sure – the restaurant who keeps you working overall is concerned about all your tables and takes all that into consideration, your tip for this table is only concerned with your service to said table.
Waiting tables is very similar to performance. Each performance is judged by the audience watching it. No matter how many accolades a performer has received, the audience judges them on that show they are watching in that moment. It is not unreasonable.
The reality is that a bad performance will earn bad reviews/reactions from that audience; but the overall arc of performance will be what judges that performer in the long run and keeps them in (or gets them out of) the business.
So back to the example of the agent and this botched leg modeling gig – the decision for them to never call me again for anything while maybe short-sighted, is not necessarily unreasonable. They needed me for a gig, and I could not do it – and, more importantly, why could I not do it? BECAUSE I DID NOT TAKE CARE OF MYSELF TO BE READY WHEN THE CALL CAME!!
I am the one who had road rash from a motorcycle wreck when the call came in because of what I did. Sure – you can try to justify it (as I did at the time), that it was not my fault, it was an accident, or whatever. But, the fact is, my J.O.B. as a model was to be sitting around waiting for the call to come, and then to go and DO the job. And I did not. So I never got another opportunity from that agent or company again.
But I did get other opportunities. And when they came along, I was ready.
This is immediately after the sinus surgery.
The day after surgery they removed no less than two (2) blood-soaked tampons from EACH nostril.
THEN they pulled the stints out
I am writing this right now from my recovery from surgery. The pictures immediately above is from the last week. I have been on a LOT of painkillers – which is not something I normally do, so it has had me a bit loopy…
It was a surgery that had to happen to help take care of the constant sinus infections and bronchitis that I have been suffering from – and have been getting worse and worse every year. This year, for example, I have been on antibiotics for nearly 10 months trying to beat down everything that has been going wrong with me. Scans of my head showed significant patches of infection throughout my sinuses.
And these infections have been affecting my livelihood. Constant mucus and phlegm have been hurting my voice – making it hard to see (pushing on my ocular nerves), to hear (the infections get into my ears, too), and to think with my head constantly being stuffed up.
My first thought was, of course, did all this happen because of what I do (jamming all kinds of implements into my skull and nasal passages – among other places). The answer, thankfully, from all the doctors were a resounding “no.”
Not that I should not take better care of myself – throughout the years there have been a variety of injuries, infections, and health issues. But, even when injured, still had to do shows – usually while trying to cover up particularly bad bruises, cuts, and infections. Thousands and thousands of staples have left a myriad of permanent scars – and it sure takes a lot longer to heal after an injury now than it used to. And there was the time(s) shown in the photos below that the doctor thought MRSA.
cut from a sharp knife during cutting board
bruises from darts, staples & needles
this bruise came up from a bat or something, I think…
staple holes – lots of them…
got a deep infection – took a variety of hospital visits to take care of it
This is when the infection was getting “better”
draining the infection – good times. did shows with this going on, too
Miss Malice fell down the stairs getting out of the trailer before a show… THAT was tough to cover up
My second thought after being told I had have this surgery was, “Will I still be able to perform!? Is this surgery going to just limit me from performing? Or will it stop me completely?”
You may be wondering why we try to cover up injuries we get from the audience. There are a wide variety of performers out there who believe it is not a “real” show unless there is blood and injury – and that bleeding, bruising, and other injuries are what the the people are there to see.
While there are audiences who like that kind of thing – but, in my experience, they are NOT the audiences who really pay out!! Certainly not like the crowds who will pay over and over again to see the performers defy the odds by emerging from the dangerous acts (mostly) unscathed.
And that is what this blog is about – the BUSINESS of show business.
I mean – thanks for your opinion that I am “worried about the wrong thing” – but the fact is you are worried about the wrong thing if you are not thinking about your money.
So – I had the surgery. Am in recovery. Not allowed to do much of anything for over two weeks. Could not even lie down the first few days. Came out of the anesthesia fighting to keep from “drowning.” It has been kind of tough. Especially trying to find out if I will still be able to perform once I do recover…
Take Care of Yourself (part 1) LOOK FOLKS! Your face is the money! You cannot let anything happen to it - even during your off-stage time!