Trendy Hoe

severely unqualified, single and never ready to mingle, Gemini, also sometimes Canadian

[krossan]

[identitty-dickruption]

my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing

[pangur-and-grim]

the rumple lamb sleeps on a pillow in the day

[pangur-and-grim]

he crumbles into black dust and blows away

[pangur-and-grim]

[theropoda]

maybe its just me. controversial opinion. but stress should not decimate the body as much as it does

[takethistoyourstardust]

mythbusters is really good at being extremely timeless but occasionally kari wears something that violently reminds me that this show was filmed in the 2000’s.

[takethistoyourstardust]

another classic “this was filmed in the late 2000’s/early 2010’s” look from her. i wanna make a collection. also she’s wearing this particular outfit to a radiation facility and is about 2 feet from the line you cannot cross or else you risk exposure to radiation.

[ozth]

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

[queersona]

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

[queersona]

[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker

[virtualgirladvance]

Cuntula

[mysticalalleycat]

[martindykewood]

anyone ever: from the get-go

me, nodding sagely: from the gecko…

[martindykewood]

The Gecko is friends with such icons as Time Flies and Bear In Mind

[dumbpuppyfag]

a lot of u use words like gaslighting and psyop when u meaning lying and tricking

[nocylipcowa]

when morning bad but warsaw trams smile devilishly at you

[nocylipcowa]

that mischief!!

[lammergeier-spitfire]

[alexfeelyx]

Budapest tram smiling sweetly!!!

[salvadorbonaparte]

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

[swordsonnet]

languages that don't distinguish between formal and informal you are missing out on so much petty drama. my grandparents have two neighbours who once got into a huge fight over something honestly pretty trivial, so neighbour A said he was going to revoke neighbour B's du (informal you) privileges. neighbour B was like "okay but can i use du one last time?" and neighbour A was like "yeah go ahead", and neighbour B said "du arschloch" (you asshole). incredible.

[kilsie]

So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

dude i know you said you weren't feeling good but you have to come over a gnome is letting us take shots out of his hat

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

favorite kind of eyes lately

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[lychgate]

hey what do u guys think of my recees puffs commercial pitch