YOU WANT SOME LEMON WATER

I just reblog shitposts. Though once in a blue moon i make my own

[turing-tested]

you should reblog this post and say something you like about yourself

[freelemonwater]

My ability to be a complete dumbass just seconds after someone tells me what to do because i wasn’t paying attention

[screameureka]

not be gay but wearing another girls sweatshirt would be… nice

[queen-haiz]

not to be gay but another girl wearing my sweatshirt would be…… nice

[fancybroom]

Not Be gay but girls…..nice

[aberrantemotion]

Not to be pan but girls……nice

[freelemonwater]

Not to be straight but girls......nice

[thebootydiaries]

you know what, i’m gonna say it

6ft is too tall that’s Too Much Man

[aberrantemotion]

Fuck you

[bitch-in-a-galaxy]

Fuck you

[freelemonwater]

Fuck you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Choose my tinder anthem

[jaylarkson]

Never Gonna Give You Up

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the idea is to convince people they would actually WANT to hang out with me irl so 

[freelemonwater]

Take On Me

[driflloon]

.

[theecatenthusiast]

.

[psyched-up-psycho]

.

[freelemonwater]

.

[keybladeofsteel]

lookin like a sad johnny bravo

[rubberbandmand]

[jammglass]

[freelemonwater]

Leaked footage from the live action johnny bravo movie

[jakemorph]

in this essay i won’t

[thelighttasteslikelasagna]

hesitate, bitch

[freelemonwater]

Lasagna

[cursedcatpictures]

this has not been photoshopped

[psyched-up-psycho]

This cat is about to take you to the spirit realm

[metrodong]

You’re about to have a bad time

[freelemonwater]

Chaos Chaos

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Hey guad *casually hits the floor in front of my bed with a newspaper before sliding a plate under* heres some food. *its litterally a soggy book*

*munches in eagerly and then does a spittake*  i hate fitzgerald 

[jaylarkson]

But great gatsby is a classic

*sigh* who do ya wanna eat instead

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I want comic books!

[freelemonwater]

Feeds you donald duck on a silver plate

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i’m so fucking terrified that a persona character is in smash because that means a danganronpa character is now completely within the realm of possibility

[freelemonwater]

FUCKING KOMAEDA IS GOING TO BE IN SMASH

[thebootydiaries]

Me:*is doin me*

Yall:*are mad*

[aberrantemotion]

You ran over my child

[cadaver-cutie-deactivated202301]

You stabbed my brother

[geminispacebabe]

You made me drop my hot pocket.

[freelemonwater]

You deleted all my saves

[veryfunnymemes]

[banana-spice]

@weirdwyvern

[freelemonwater]

It’s glue, it’s just glue

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[saddnfatt-deactivated20190118]

reblogging again because this is iMPORTANT

[mxsicc]

OMG ITS SO OLD

[louder-thangodsrevolver-deactiv]

Is this still acceptable because it should be

[arin-dummyboy]

wow, on my dash, ancient artifact

[attackpunk]

It is still acceptable to use this, but now the correct answer is

Thanks, I’m going to use them to strangle the president.

[freelemonwater]

It’s thia posd,

God

[tamamita]

This Kirby will protect your posts from being flagged

[gingerlovesio]

I’m waiting for this to get flagged honestly

[tamamita]

Bold of you to assume Kirby will be flagged

[fluffballchikorita]

He looks like a boobie

[tamamita]

STOP SAYING THE NAUGHTY WORD

[yzghuldar]

Your powers cannot stop The Purge. Watch this:

Nipples.

[tamamita]

You fools have been trying your very best to make this post flagged, but you all underestimate Kirby

[tamamita]

30000 notes and you all still thought Kirby would get flagged, but Kirby is stronger than that

[freelemonwater]

The dark pink spots,

Next to their mouth,

They are actually,

Nipples

[freelemonwater]

I saw my chance and took it

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

assigned dumbass at birth

[freelemonwater]

Assigned born at funeral

[cursedcatimages]

sound on