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Medically insane

[pretty-odd-potato-deactivated20]

everyone that’s reblogs this will get a song that reminds me of their blog (beware, songs results will be extremely random)

[psyched-up-psycho]

its been 3 years, never got this

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[neyruto]

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)

[healrosie]

six spell slots

[emocommunism-deactivated2017041]

[psyched-up-psycho]

Become Divine with

[eevee-nicks-deactivated20200325]

Actual line from the players guide. Samus is canonically not afraid of looking silly.

I don’t know why but that just made my day even better than it already is.

[zicygomar]

I couldn’t re-find that one comment about the clown school, but I drew it anyways

[coolblackeagle10]

Let’s see how many variations of Samus looking silly we can make! For the sake of her missions! XD

[soniciscool1999]

SOMEONE PLEASE VOICE THE IMAGE

[aberrantemotion]

Welp. My family found my tumblr.

Hi mom.

[psyched-up-psycho]

F

[mintsyrup-deactivated20191203]

ok why does this look better than marvel movies with $100m budgets

[grumpy-soul]

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen

[bibleforboys]

this is a lot

[cloudfreed]

that baby/young elephant is so cute I love animals

[alwaysabeautifullife]

[trans-shepard]

Don’t ignore the baby.

[imonlyadumpling]

Elephants are so precious ✨

[owlinadayswork]

I love him

[psyched-up-psycho]

This is a good baby

[chromaticabrasions]

I got fire fuckers

[psyched-up-psycho]

No,, , that’s dangerous

[chromaticabrasions]

mwahahahahaha

[psyched-up-psycho]

No don’t do it

[chromaticabrasions]

I got fire fuckers

[psyched-up-psycho]

No,, , that’s dangerous

[i-am-a-fish]

happy tuesday im so happy it’s tuesday if it were any other day id be so very sad

[toomuchdickfort]

Oh boy should we tel them?

[i-am-a-fish]

tell me whab? (:

[octobersfeast]

THAT TUESDAYS ARE GREAT HAHAHAHAHHHHHH………

[i-am-a-fish]

i know!!!!! they make me so happy! :D

[sea-anon]

Um……….. fish………….. it’s Wednesday mydude

[psyched-up-psycho]

SSHHHHHHHHHHSHSHSHHSSHHHHHHH

quiet now, no need to make fish sad now is there

[meme-theft]

[oddityball]

I LOVE THAT THEY KEEP PICKING UP MORE OMG

[the-thought-emporium-imperial]

Man, The Spiderverse movie looks rough as hell.

[soft-symbiote]

can you imagine being at this con dressed as spiderman and this caravan passes by and you’re like “…I gotta go” and leave your friends in the dust

[psyched-up-psycho]

Well i’d have no choice

[yearofthesnitch]

concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day

[ree-duh]

@elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey can you explain this i don’t understand

[hashtagloveloses]

it’s this legendary horror post

[comesitbymyfire]

it is physically painful to remember that people have continued to join tumblr since 2012 and that there are people–perhaps people reading this! right now!!!–who don’t have the foggiest memory of this fucking post.  this post haunted me, do you understand, i saw and heard this code used in REAL FUCKING LIFE, I CANT FKJCLNG HANDLE THIS

[cadaver-cutie-deactivated202301]

Wait there are people who actually dont remember this? WHAT????

[salmon404]

I swear to you that everyone has seen that post

[psyched-up-psycho]

God can’t save us now

[psyched-up-psycho]

🌞 ~YOU ARE A RAY OF SUNSHINE~ 🌞 Send this to 8 people who deserve it and make sure you don’t break the chain. 💜

@thatgaypyro @sea-anon @not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea @whyamionlyabletouse32characters @masochist-incarnate @pukicho @luigiappreciation @just-a-rainy-child

[pretty-odd-potato-deactivated20]

everyone that’s reblogs this will get a song that reminds me of their blog (beware, songs results will be extremely random)

[nightshade-the-demon-deactivate]

I want to _____ you.

[uncaging-the-chaos-deactivated2]

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

[eye4aye-blog]

I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

[willemscream]

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

[dutchster]

apparently you guys want to do a lot of different things with/to me

[eerie-was-i-deactivated20250218]

Okay, guys. Go ahead. I know what’s coming.

[pomegranateandivy-deactivated20]

*cautiously reblogs this*

[kikokay-k-deactivated20220521]

I’m gonna have an empty ask box…Aren’t I? *rolls on floor*  

[promiscuous-jalapeno]

I want all these things!!!!

Esp 707….pls.

Are you there, God? It’s me. Jalapeno.

Pls give me 707…I beg you.

[hisshissimnagini]

I’m nervous

[feathers137]

I’m curious/scared

[lulucinnabon]

iM EXCITED

[ask-informant-belarus]

This is going to be ridiculous

[ash-mp3]

Well here it goes

[ghosttwunk-deactivated20180825]

bring it on nerds

[pinkbloodymurder-moved]

Fuck it

[hamlltvn-deactivated20171022]

i never normally post this many ask things, but i’m suffering through writers block rn and i’m terribly bored 

[its-the-hamfam]

Empty ask box in 3 2 1

[oldmemz2017]

I’m scared

[ivory-eyes]

Why not

[spookiedookie-wah-deactivated20]

Lets see?

[sullisuu]

Please?

[yourethebestthingiveseen]

PLLEAAAAAASE

[deanismymom]

Yolo

[edgelordsupremacy-moved-deactiv]

-hesitantly reblogs-

[psyched-up-psycho]

I will get asks and if you don’t send any i’m making them myself