Frenchraven's Mess

They/them, just trying to get through the day

[cloud-ya]

outcast of the village

[cloud-ya]

I'm so glad to see this blow up actually. this piece feels very important to me, especially that it's not a fanart

[astronnova]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[tearlessrain]

you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it's an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.

[wearemage]

Wiser words has never been written on this site.

[sirguyofnothing]

how are you a lesbian but he him

please... the pronouns is all i have left of my father

[twilightdomain]

referring to my tits as "the boys" not because calling them girls would be dysphoric but because they are like goons to me. henchmen.

[hollowboobtheory]

not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. "but it's predatory!!!!" yeah. it is. "they're preying on you!!!" they're vampires. they do that. "it's a power imbalance!!!!!!" what part of vampires are you not getting

[hollowboobtheory]

they eat people and can turn into bats and crawl around on walls, lizard fashion, and can hypnotize you with your eyes. a) the age gap is not the creepy part and b) the creep factor is kinda the appeal

[hollowboobtheory]

they don’t age. that’s part of the horror of it actually. would you accept eternal life, if you can never progress? can never grow or change? you’ll live forever, eternal youth, but frozen exactly as you are now. you will never become the person you’re meant to be. you are trapped in the mind of a 17-year-old forever. also ‘theoretically old if you disregard the fact that he’s a vampire’ doesn’t even make the top 20 worst things about edward cullen list. girl he’s mormon. prioritize

[unbidden-yidden-deactivated20240]

I was nodding along with this the whole time until that last sentence, which hit me like a folding chair

[batshit-auspol]

A news report from Australia's government broadcaster in the 70s, found in their archives simply labeled 'lesbians'

Captions added by for your reading pleasure

[batshit-auspol]

Remind us to make this into a bumper sticker in the morning

[batshit-auspol]

Here's to those

[dilsdoes]

youve heard of do it scared now get ready for: do it weird. is it normal to go to the movies alone? who cares. do it weird.

[dilsdoes]

happy do it weird wednesday everybody

[pansyfemme]

tip: when you get sick of crossdressing, transition and then crossdress in the other direction. spice it up

[pansyfemme]

another tip: every 'dressing' is crossdressing if you're transsexual enough about it. follow for more

[damazcuz]

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

[kragehund-est]

im in so much physical pain i might died

[kragehund-est]

disgusting evil bastard muscle

[spaghetti-explosion]

the stingray

[kragehund-est]

[seeminglyseph]

Roll up a towel, place it on the ground or your bed if it’s firm enough, lie down on this rolled up towel so that it is between your shoulder blades, basically in line with your spine. Lay there on your back on the towel under your spine, between your shoulder blades, with your arms out to your sides for like 15 minutes at least.

Do this a few times a week.

Hopefully there will be an improvement in the stingray situation

[simulationswarm]

we literally need more and better feminism

[simulationswarm]

we need ugly gross disgusting feminism again without conforming to aesthetics and advertisement companies i want pit hair i want leg hair i want weird haircuts i want to get rid of diet culture and ads for pink razors and make-up i want women to reject biological determinism and push away from the overwhelming tradwife narratives that social media feeds everyone ('natural hormone cycles' and 'divine feminine' and all of that shit) etc. i want more women working i want heterosexual relationships to get more balanced i also want it to be a norm for heterosexual couples to assess role assignments in the relationships and think critically about why they want children i want having children not to be something people just do because it is expected of them. I want a dyke for president. Etcetera

[thepoisonroom]

anyone else know in their heart that they would absolutely adore smoking cigarettes so they have to avoid them like the plague or just me

[damazcuz]

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

[flikkerij]

if u wear a binder and still have some boob

remember

chris evans still has more boob

no worries

[theartoftransliness]

This is somewhat reassuring

[rojo-todd]

At a grocery store before I had top surgery there was a couple Infront of me. The guy was pointing at random folks around and saying to the girl, “I’d fight him for you, I’d whoop him for you, I’d beat him for you.” She nods toward me and says “what about this dude behind you?”. I have my headphones in (without music) and I see the guy glance behind himself at me, make a face and look back to her. “Nah, girl, did you see his chest? He could probably knock me out with his pec, girl” Honestly it was a life changing event.

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[howtofuckyourkramer]

this video is putting me in a daze i swear

[prguitarman]

Opening up the skittles portal

[a-shy-mimiktwo]

HOW MANY CHECKMARKS DOES THIS GUY HAVE???????

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

he invented nyan cat he's allowed to have as many checkmarks as he wants

[gardenvarietyhuman]

💥🙌👏