"A gentlemen is just a patient wolf"

This is my personal blog. i post and do what i want. within reason. Feel free to join me for the ride.

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too

[tlirsgender]

Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like

[grimehands-deactivated20200111]

[darkersolstice]

Did you know that if your mouth itches when you eat kiwis, it is not from hairs left over on the fruit after you peel it? I didn’t until I was about 26 or so!

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

Confusingly, pineapple is supposed to feel like that, the damn thing is attempting to digest you right back.

[justketerthings]

Numb lips are not part of the intended experience of peanut butter, apparently

[demonsgold]

yALL

[plaguedaddy420]

Are we just gonna ignore the part where op says they ate ants?

[downwithneocolonialism]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[abolishtocreate]

The USA are a hellscape

[nb-tomfool]

this whole fucking post reads like satire but its not

[apersnicketylemon]

If that’s not enough to show the USA is an active dystopian nightmare idk what is

[dankmemeuniversity]

[furiouslydecorative]

Me. As a fat.

[fat-internet-h00chie]

my fat ass😂😂

[youcantknockthehustle]

Me as a skinny nigga that never does cardio.

[loish]

radioactive locks ~

[teenmale-blog]

[bonitaapplebelle-deactivated201]

[bonitaapplebelle-deactivated201]

[fightxtoxdream]

LMFAOOOO

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

BUT WHERE IS THE GIF OF RALEIGH AND PENTECOST FROM PACRIM????

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

[deejay]

[ruinedchildhood]

[actluvheart]

I will reblog this until the day I DIE 🤣 don’t EVER put your hands on me BOI 👊🏾

[amfnlovejones]

[retrogamingblog]

Blizzard concept artist Oscar Vega mixed characters from Smash Bros Ultimate with modern fashion

[srsfunny]

That’s Really Awkward

[arctic-hands]

I would totally have left it on that page on purpose

[wotsukai-remaking]

Good Morning Bimbos and Himbos

[wotsukai-remaking]

God and How Could I forget Thembos

[cosmic-noir]

Good morning Elbows

[newdoges]

[storm-seeker-wolf-deactivated20]

[notoriouslydevious]

SSG Xayah by  Sayomi 96

[robertpattisons]

tony stark + evolution

[natthelich-deactivated20200513]

Skullgirls - Parasoul (/v/ drawthread request)

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

“Okay, quiet now, please. And now Bartek will show us how to piss off a sniper.”

[sentry-34]

You know he deaaad

[call-me-remi]

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

[laidlays]

https://www.pixiv.net/user/3489777/series/42514

https://mangadex.org/title/30630/girl-that-can-see-it

[laidlays]

HOW DARE YOU SUCKER PUNCH ME WITH THIS IMAGE RIGHT AFTERWARDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[thewitchmakers]

the legend of the Bakeneko is important to fully understand this!! The legend says that if a cat lives a very very long life, its tail will slowly split into two, and it will reach the status of a minor god!! … the downside is that its spirit will inevitably outlive its owners, whose spirits will move on to the afterlife, and without anyone to leave food offerings for it, it will become an angry and vengeful beast that haunts its home. This man has two bakeneko following him. two cats that were well cared for and lived long lives, who now watch over him.

[wanderingtycho]

I wasn’t familiar with this particular myth, it’s really fucking cool! 

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[abitchistireddddd]

i was like “oh no! he’s gonna eat these poor pups” but nah

[g0lden-skulls]

did Jane from Tarzan narrate this

[canadiangold]

best thing i learned today: “The Loud American” role in Japanese businesses

[canadiangold]

nobody asked but imma explain anyway

no idea how it came up, but my programming prof was talking about his friend who works for Nintendo Japan who’s secondary role is The Loud American, and my prof explained what that was and how it came about

see, in Japan you do not talk back to your boss. you just don’t, even if they have stupid ideas and want the company to act on them. Like Nissan did sometime back. But since the other employees couldn’t do anything about this terrible idea that would ruin the company, they called in an American who had no reservations about telling the boss that their stupid idea was a stupid idea

and that’s just become a role in Japanese businesses, where they keep an American on staff who plays up the American stereotype and tells the boss what the Japanese employees can’t or won’t out of societal norms

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

dream job.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

How much do they pay per hour for me to sit around and every so often storm into the bosses office and call his ideas stupid as fuck?

[c3rvida3]

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

[sailorbryant]

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on.